𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝙼𝚈 𝙶𝚄𝙰𝚁𝙳𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝙻, @hawkbIooded . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ ❝ 𝙸 𝚂𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝙼 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴. ❞

⠀

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
This, naturally, causes him to smile even brighter.

Damn right, he’s got an excellent smile.

“Dunno. I’m done with my errands for the day, so there’s really nothing to do but bum around town and bother some of the weirdos by the subway stations. You got any better ideas?”
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤstaring at him all the while ,
ㅤthe former nurse feels rather
ㅤaccomplished ,ㅤsated ;

ㅤeven if he * could
ㅤdo that all day .

ㅤ" there's that winning
ㅤsmile i love so much . "

ㅤcranium lightly tilts .

ㅤ" wanna do anythin' today ? "
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
Patrick sighs, wiping his brow.

He just needs to stop reacting. That’s it. Yet it’s so hard for him.

He feels like he’s kicked forward whenever he hears him make a snide comment. Forced to react.

“…thanks.”

It’s mumbled. Not meeting his eyes.

Regaining his smile.
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤhe's only getting off on this
ㅤmore .ㅤthese are wanted
ㅤreactions right now .

ㅤincreasingly victorious ,
ㅤhis smile lessens yet the
ㅤair remains .ㅤchuckling faintly .

ㅤ" since you asked nicely ;ㅤyes . "
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
He has a point. Frankly, he considers anything that “normal” couples do to be “mushy”.

“Good god, you’re infuriating sometimes.”

He shakes his head, pinching the bridge of his nose.

“Can you just… not do that? For once in your life? Please?”

He seems to be pleading.
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤ" i consider mushy to be ...
ㅤcuddling and stuff .ㅤy'know ,
ㅤsoppy couples' shit . "

ㅤhe is and isn't ———
ㅤ( he's insatiable either way )

ㅤlips widen even more .
ㅤhis cheeks may hurt .

ㅤ" there are .ㅤi know . "
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
“Doesn’t that fall under ‘mushy shit’?”

He folds his arms. Is he trying to imply something?

…he’ll help him out with that, if he wants.

“Of course you can. But don’t you think there are other ways to have fun that don’t involve… pissing me off?“
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤ" and not mindblowing
ㅤ[ redacted ] ——— ? "

ㅤbrows raise ,ㅤleaning closer .
ㅤhis weight shifting to heels .

ㅤ" can't i be allowed to
ㅤhave a * little bit of fun ? "
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
Patrick recognizes this. He’s trying not to be lured in.

“Do you get off on annoying me? I thought being in a relationship was about kissing and doing other mushy shit.”

Clearly not.
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤ" that's something you'd say
ㅤif your secrets are being told . "

ㅤgrinning wickedly .ㅤhe's clearly
ㅤtrying to stir some shit ———

ㅤstaring up with wide wily greens .
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
“Oh, shut up. You’re just spreading lies. I can do the same thing if I wanted to, but since I’m such a nice guy, I’ll refrain from doing such a thing. You’re welcome.”

He angles his chin up, scowling.
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤa displeased ' whine ' ,
ㅤmelodramatic in nature .

ㅤtaking the gloves out and
ㅤflicking him back .ㅤhard .

ㅤ" sorry for lettin' out your
ㅤdeepest darkest secrets . "
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
…

Flicking his nose. Hard.
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤblabbering inaudibly with
ㅤa big grin around them .

ㅤsomething about the grouch .
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
Grabbing a pair of gloves and stuffing them in his mouth.
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤhe gets his dry - cleaning
ㅤdone by big bird too .
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
Strongly considering silencing him.
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤpatrick bateman goes
ㅤto sesame street .
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
He too produces a knife from his suit jacket. A kitchen knife, normally unsuitable for anything besides slicing vegetables.

With practiced precision, he too keeps the tip pointed right under Matthew’s chin.

“I know I do. It’s ‘cause we’re both sick in the head.”
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤthis makes his skin heat up .

ㅤflicking out his hunting knife ,
ㅤhe gently catches patrick's chin .
ㅤtilting his chin up just a tad .

ㅤnever will he puncture
ㅤnor ruin that pretty face .

ㅤ" you thrill me ,ㅤpatrick . "
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
He can make it as soon as now, if he’d like.

He can hold a knífe to Matthew’s throat and ask him to do the same. A dangerous tango.

But oh-so thrilling.
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤhow much sooner ,ㅤsweetheart ?
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
Soon.
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤ @VANITY_lNSANITY . 🖤
ㅤ

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤ @VANITY_lNSANITY . 🖤
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
Only the best for his sweet little love dove.

He’s not giving out his credit card info, though. Sorry.
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤhow generous of him .
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
Perhaps.
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤis this an offer ?
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
1234-Get-Fucked.
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤ @VANITY_lNSANITY .ㅤ😇
ㅤ

[𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲. @RUDE_RlPPER]

⠀
{{ pspsps writer’s account just dropped

@STARRY_SCARAB

follow it with your own writer’s account! (if ya want!)
⠀

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
What a silly coincidence!

He’s just as clingy to Matthew as Matthew is to him.
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤ @VANITY_lNSANITY ♡
ㅤ

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤ @VANITY_lNSANITY ♡
ㅤ

[𝙽𝙾 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁𝚂. @VANITY_lNSANITY]

⠀
Patrick holds back a chuckle as he feels him guide his hand back to his tummy.

Fingers gently move over clothed muscles as he presses yet another kiss to Matthew’s lips. He’s so perfect.

How did he get so lucky?

“…love you, chickadee.”
⠀

[゛ #𝟏 ⁀ 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑯 .ᐟ 🏳️‍🌈 @hawkbIooded]

ㅤ
ㅤhe's considering it plenty .

ㅤmatthew returns this display
ㅤof chaste affection ,ㅤkeeping
ㅤevery move soft and slow .

ㅤhe guides his hand back to
ㅤhis belly ;ㅤa go – ahead to
ㅤcontinue now .
ㅤ