VaxMurder

How many will be murdered by the vax?

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@percyishim Simple be Kevin Durant:

Never get married

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@SoCal360 Head to St. Elmo's for the famous shrimp cocktail

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@aruvinchan T shirt: 10/10 🔥

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@AmeliaRemigrate Sounds like Tampa.
Can confirm

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@shittycatfox More like initial premonition confirmed.

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@Post_Thirty You either:

1. Smashed the French girl with the best hate sex of your life.

2. You touched the French girl and she called the cops for rape.

3. You took the sure thing that was fun and easy with the Irish girl.

Conclusion: You did option 3

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@aruvinchan Super cute!

Nice job!

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@MurrayHillGuy1 No you don't.

You immediately uninvite her because another woman already accepted your invite.

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Any woman that refuses sex from her husband is also demanding he go have sex with another woman in her place.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My friend refused to sleep with her husband for seven months because of their marital issues.

Yesterday, she found a hotel receipt in his pocket.

She asked, "Were you with another woman?"

He replied, "Yes."

She messaged me, "Babes, he has started cheating on me. Someone that is supposed to be begging me."

I asked, "How many months have you denied him sex?"

She replied, "Just seven months."

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@ryanhansen33 Hero

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

This chart really was women’s 9/11.

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This man has solved women

[superfriendlyaviator @flyawayzephyr60]

Things men should REALLY care about:
-are you going to fuck up my life?
-can you behave yourself in front of my family?
-will you not try to fuck my best friend?
-can you behave yourself in front of my boss?
-will you not spend me into oblivion?
-can you not be fat?
-can you not have a problem with narcotics, legal or otherwise?

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Finally a legitimate doctor on Twitter.

100000% chance this guy is unvaccinated

✊️

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@DrRemilio You've never lived until you've shot gunned a beer while driving and threw the can out the window while doing 90 on the highway

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@itsnwts Pro tip:

Fuck her as hard as you can and halfway through put a MAGA hat on her.

She'll never be liberal the rest of her life.

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@DrewVento Wait till that same girl dumps you for a man way below you:

5'6"
Incel
Ugly
Nothing going for him
A trashy New Yorker

Otherwise basically being dumped for MurrayHillGuy

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How many drugs would one need to do to have a little kid draw trash all over your body?

[Alice 🇵🇸 @_alicejune_]

pretending the England buzzball didn’t taste like arse

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@OGYoshima Certainly a better experience than a liberal woman

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It's worse than that. You can't say anything negative and even then you can be reported for "offline behavior," and be banned.

[God's Chosen Fascist @gcfascist]

hinge permanently bans you if you try and hold women accountable, there is no way out of this hellscape of modern whores

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@FScottFitz_V You definitely got banned 💀