Vash the Oddball

Father|son|friend|educator|thinker|artist|writer|model|vagabon; one smooth gato . . . Did you see that - 'cause I will not be doing it again. - J Sparrow

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

I don’t tweet often but when I do I get to it - @PopTartsUS when are you going to do a peanut butter Pop Tart? It would go so well with the frosted grape Pop Tart!

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

@hrsWAVY my son’s birth measurements were 10lbs 9oz and 23” long. Was projected to be 6’3” - he turns 20 in three weeks and is 6’4”!

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

@doneoberts I know it’s spelled Richard Mille trust me!

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

@DonRobertsTV the Swiss watch maker’s name you just said is pronounced Rashard (silent d) Mill (don’t say the e). You’re welcome.

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

@TheFarSideDay1 Mr. Larson, if you read this post thank you for your time. Thank you for the many years of work sharing your humorous non sequitur point of view. I discovered The Far Side in 1989 living in Germany reading The Stars and Stripes newspaper. Thanks for coming back!

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

@JayElectronica peace to you god. Was out Va bBeach tonight hoping to see you do the thing but learned you had to take care of some things. Praying for you and the best and looking forward to when you get out here.

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

Come on @jello #bringback pudding pops for #thexulture

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

@JELLO so I asked y’all before @BillCosby was sentenced to bring back the pudding pops . . . To celebrate his overturning of his case and eventual release can I get y’all to release these mudda fudgin’ Pudding Pops #imjustsaying #itshotout #freebill #cantpleaseeveryone

[LORD BYRON 🗡️ @92BYC]

This how Kendrick be rapping

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

If I was going to be impeached, I would simply not be impeached.

[U-GOD / WU-TANG @Ugodofwutang]

RIP to the one and only PAPA WU our sincerest condolences go out to the entire family 🙏🏽👐🏾🙏🏽👐🏾🙏🏽👐🏾🙏🏽 #wutang #wutangclan Ghostface Killah feat. Raekwon & U-God & Popa Wu - Black Jesus https://t.co/QDJA1UQrQz via @YouTube

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!! This my first tweet in almost two years!!!!!! Welcome me back fam!!!! #forgotmypassword #gotanewphone #crackedthecode #rememberedmypassword

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

@Russo_Brothers is the title for Avengers 4 Time to Assemble?

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

@sonicdrivein I was highly disappointed to find out the ice cream slush is no longer available. Those were the best drinks. This sux

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

@realDonaldTrump genius . . . who thought you talked to the President of the U.S.V.I. . . . you're like Rudy from Fat Albert in school on a Sunday . . . #noclass #stfu #idfwu #ban

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

@diamondditc can you do something about your first LP not being available on Apple Music?

[little farma @stylesp]

Twitter where your topic becomes someone else 's topic because of their view point !!!Gotta admit it's amazing how this works

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

@neiltyson Please respond to this is water wet question people are debating. My students sound like a bunch of puds.

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

Just cracked my screen with my flask got damnit. #doingtoomuch

[Vash the Oddball @VAshdastampede]

This morning I thought about going to buy a new gun . . . Five minutes ago I was ready to shoot someone. Think I'll wait.