Jimmy Firecracker

Wherever there is smoke there is Firecracker 🧨. host of the Valley bend sports network show. main ncaa basketball broadcaster, best dang announcer there is!

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Let’s Go!!!!!!

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With the return of @EugeneBall34 now that he’s no longer with the wildcats what should his saying be?

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January
February
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April
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June
Summer slam
August
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October
Jimmy firecracker
December

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Turkey tournament draft day 🦃: it’s about playing the man not the odds. And you’ll come out on top!

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LIVE FROM THE PRESS BOX TOMORROW THE JIMMY FIRECRACKER PREDRAFT SHOW!!!!! HIT MY GOD DAMN THEME SONG

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In a recent interview with head coach @EugeneBall34 he stated that the cream will rise to the top and threw a coffee creamer at me. Not quite sure what he means but he must be ready for turkey mania.

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TURKEY MANIA BOUT TO RUN WILD THIS YEAR

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Some people have hobbies, I like to talk crap to all Valley bend NCAA coaches for a living.

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Ben Barnacles, tougher than a long weekend at your in-laws

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S.M. PUNK THE SMILING FACE ON YOUR TV

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Death
Taxes
SIM MAGIC

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Can you smeeelllll what the cock is cookin?!?!? 🦃🦃🦃🦃

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CAAAAAN YOU SMEEEEELLL THE THE COCK IS COOKING?

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@EugeneBall34 keeping the faith in the game 🙏

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@brettsmith543 the nova tribal chief

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Eugene ball, keeping the faith 🙏🙏🙏

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Three things are certain in life

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Sim Magic taking you to hell

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BEN BARNACLES IS THE GUY YOU DONT WANNA SEE IN THE SWEET 16!!!!

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NCAA pre tournament action:

1. Jace almost runs the table that was until Ben barnacles showed up! 🃏

2. Brett’s getting fucked up so he chose to get fucked up on the drink 🥃

3. Devan may still be washed. 🌊

4. Sim magic hasn’t showed up. ⏰

5. 🧨🧨🧨

THIS IS NOVEMBER 🦃

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A current prime team may be on the the head coaching search here soon 👀