Vanessa B

Pale. Awkward. Tall. Your basic dopple-ranga, reminding you of someone else since 1987

[Vanessa B @VButselaar]

Hey @Ryanair, Thank you so much for lying & gaslighting me for the last three months. I love being referred to a different department without being given any of that information... ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

this government’s had many low points but this has to be the very lowest crevice of that cesspit

[Vanessa B @VButselaar]

@thameswater we have a blocked sewage drain that connects to two properties (4 apartments in total) with sewage water leaking out into communal garden spaces. Please help asap

[Sima Kotecha @sima_kotecha]

Only on #Newsnight ..

[Vanessa B @VButselaar]

@British_Airways as a v tall human who now can’t select their seat, I’m really looking forward to spending 14 hours with my knees in my face.

[Vanessa B @VButselaar]

@British_Airways trying to check in for my flight to Singapore->Australia. I’m verified to fly on your system but I can’t check in without #verifly, which doesn’t cover either of those destinations. Please explain how that works?!?

[Nathaniel Tapley @Natt]

Probably wise of the police to just leave them to it until they do something really dangerous like holding a candlelight vigil for a woman murdered by a police officer.

[Daisy Buchanan @NotRollergirl]

I saw this poster in a junk shop and I’ve been thinking about it all day. I mean, they’re not wrong.

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

#PresidentElectJoeBiden just got the most votes ever in an American election. That means a record number of people voted against @realDonaldTrump. By definition, that makes Trump the biggest loser! Ever! Am I rubbing it in? Hell yes! #Election2020

[Vanessa B @VButselaar]

2 days until the 120 day refund promise from @VirginAtlantic. How long until the ‘apologetic’ email extending the deadline?!

[Vanessa B @VButselaar]

@VirginAtlantic any idea when you might process the refund for my cancelled flight on March 20th. Your team confirmed the cancellation on March 18th.

[Jason Gregor @JasonGregor]

Kudos to whoever made this. The brilliance of finding the perfect song for each fall was outstanding. I laughed so hard at 1:00 and then at 1:33. Thank you for making this. https://t.co/CevrZT0rOv

[Vidit Sharma @vidit_sharma_]

The shortest @nytimes opinion piece I have seen in a long time #COVID19

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[. @MCabournSmith]

Husband just went off to the supermarket and I wished him luck.
"Margaret, no-one's panic buying tarragon".

[Vanessa B @VButselaar]

@amgriffiths89 Yes!!