@airtelindia
Kudos to your services! Since you're not providing a service I'm being charged for, can I get a discount on my bill? Looking forward to waiting 15 days for a resolution after filing a complaint.
@tec_aryan Thanks for your valued suggestions
Can you suggest a laptop for a financial consultant? Means, work like data entry, form fill up for speedy work and easy to travel with it on 2 wheeler
An Indian left his job in India and joined as a salesman in a big departmental store in Canada !!
On the first day, the Indian worked with full josh.
At 6 pm.....
Boss :- "How much of sales did you do on the first day?"
Indian : "Sir, I attended to 1 Sales call."
Boss : "Only 1 sale the whole day? Usually every salesman here does 20 to 30 Sale transactions a day. Well, tell me what is the value of your today's one sale?"
Indian : "$93300....!"
Boss : "What?? Unbelievable! But how did you do that?"
Indian : "Sir, 1 customer came in and I sold him a small fishing hook. Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rod and some fishing gear..."
"Then I asked him where does he go to catch fish and he said to the coastal area...."
"Then I said to him that he would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine schooner boat."
"When he said the boat won't come in his Volkswagen, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat."
"And when I asked him where he would be going fishing ??? He didn't plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent."
"And then he took groceries worth $200 and 2 cases of beer....!"
Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked :- "You sold all this to a person who came just to buy only 1 fish hook???"
Indian : "NO, SIR... He actually came in to Buy 1 Tablet For his Headache.... I explained to him that 'Fishing' is the Best Way to Get Rid of Headaches!!"
Boss : "Where did you work before ???"
Indian : "I was a PRO in a private hospital in India. For any patient who would come in for any 'Minor Complaint', we get the Patient Tested for Pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT SCAN, X-Ray, MRI etc."
Boss : "Will You please sit in my chair?. I shall go to India and join a Private Hospital for Training."
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@Prudent_Corp@fundzbazar : zero support from the customer service department if you have any query or concerns. Totally useless service... no superior or department head or senior for taking care of your issues. #rambharose
@abhealthin : we are following from the last 48 days but, no response from your side. My client moved from Star health to you upon my request. Now, he has no insurance and he is loosing his no claim bonus of the last 7 years of Star. How can I assist him?