Vanessa

Just a little late,
Just mildly drunk,
Just generally interested.

Mammy of 2.
Exhausted.
Bothered.
Happy. Ish.
Here to laugh.🇮🇪🍀

[Vanessa @VClarky_87]

Just saying.

[Vanessa @VClarky_87]

6 year old just asked me, if I have ever held in a fart so long that it came out as a burp?

And I'm not sure I know for certain.

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

A group of teenagers got kicked out of my Oppenheimer screening for being noisy and running around and when one of them was being led away by cinema staff he shouted “Oppenheimer dies!” on the way out

[Vanessa @VClarky_87]

Good morning, I wonder what fresh hell today will bring?

[Vanessa @VClarky_87]

Wake up: Wish I was dead.
Drink coffee: wish someone else were dead.

[Vanessa @VClarky_87]

People who think I'm beautiful:
My parents.
James Blunt.

[Vanessa @VClarky_87]

The current generation probably don't even know, that there's two people in this photo.

[Vanessa @VClarky_87]

I am unfortunately, all panic and no disco.

[Vanessa @VClarky_87]

When there's a knock on the door.

1. Murderer
2. Police to tell me everyone is dead.
3. That book I ordered on positive thinking.

[Vanessa @VClarky_87]

"Bite me, asshole!" - grammatically correct and scathing.

Bite me asshole - kinky pirate

[Vanessa @VClarky_87]

When someone says Be there or be square, and you don't go.

[eLeni @eleniZarro]

Underwire broke and now I’ve got one boob in my pocket and the other one is hailing a taxi cab

[Vanessa @VClarky_87]

I knew a guy once. He was cool, unnaturally large ears though.

I wonder where you are now, Wingnut?

[Vanessa @VClarky_87]

My children's breakfast: Freshly toasted (Ahem!) pancakes with fresh berries, yoghurt and juice.

My breakfast: One peanut M&M.

[LIZ CROKIN @LizCrokin]

Morrissey posted a scathing letter calling out the fake tributes from the music industry to Sinead O’Connor. “You praise her now ONLY because it is too late,” he wrote. “She was a challenge, and she couldn’t be boxed-up, and she had the courage to speak when everyone else stayed safely silent.” It’s hard to disagree with that! Read hisfull message below:

“She had only so much ‘self’ to give. She was dropped by her label after selling 7 million albums for them. She became crazed, yes, but uninteresting, never. She had done nothing wrong. She had proud vulnerability … and there is a certain music industry hatred for singers who don’t ‘fit in’ (this I know only too well), and they are never praised until death - when, finally, they can’t answer back. The cruel playpen of fame gushes with praise for Sinead today … with the usual moronic labels of “icon” and “legend”. You praise her now ONLY because it is too late. You hadn’t the guts to support her when she was alive and she was looking for you. The press will label artists as pests because of what they withhold … and they would call Sinead sad, fat, shocking, insane … oh but not today! Music CEOs who had put on their most charming smile as they refused her for their roster are queuing-up to call her a “feminist icon”, and 15 minute celebrities and goblins from hell and record labels of artificially aroused diversity are squeezing onto Twitter to twitter their jibber-jabber … when it was YOU who talked Sinead into giving up … because she refused to be labelled, and she was degraded, as those few who move the world are always degraded. Why is ANYBODY surprised that Sinead O’Connor is dead? Who cared enough to save Judy Garland, Whitney Houston, Amy Winehouse, Marilyn Monroe, Billie Holiday? Where do you go when death can be the best outcome? Was this music madness worth Sinead’s life? No, it wasn’t. She was a challenge, and she couldn’t be boxed-up, and she had the courage to speak when everyone else stayed safely silent. She was harassed simply for being herself. Her eyes finally closed in search of a soul she could call her own. As always, the lamestreamers miss the ringing point, and with locked jaws they return to the insultingly stupid “icon” and “legend” when last week words far more cruel and dismissive would have done. Tomorrow the fawning fops flip back to their online shitposts and their cosy Cancer Culture and their moral superiority and their obituaries of parroted vomit … all of which will catch you lying on days like today … when Sinead doesn’t need your sterile slop.”