Jon smith

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@youlooklikeamom Use your couch or get a fat dog…. That’s what I do! 😜

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@youlooklikeamom Get a bowl fill it with cold water and ice cubes, take the eggs right out of the boiling water and put them in there. Let them sit for a minute or two then pull them out, the shell should come off more easily

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@Michaelfiore

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@4thOfJuly365 Man…. I know 4 chics that hate Trump, and she’s 3 of them….

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@youlooklikeamom @AnotherLEOWifey I know just the spot……😜

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@youlooklikeamom Ummm fuck that!

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@Edelman11 Yeah know this is April fools shenanigans but I was ready to bust out my #11 jersey! (The only jersey I’ve ever bought btw)

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@youlooklikeamom How much is a 600lb boulder?

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@youlooklikeamom Wear a gator over your face to keep the dust out, safety goggles too as getting a pebble in your eye at 120mph hurts!

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@youlooklikeamom Get one of these, it comes with a cover to keep unwanted guests out!

https://t.co/NkfPN3Ad3z

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@youlooklikeamom Reasonable reaction

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@Mishi_2210 52

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@youlooklikeamom They say the same thing to me and I’m a guy….!😜😜😜

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@youlooklikeamom Be very careful with that damn thing, it will cut a plant and your finger off lickety split!

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@youlooklikeamom I’m not retired yet but do the same thing….. the older you get the less patience you have for stupid ppl! 😜

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@youlooklikeamom @twolly11 Ppl get excited about the opportunity but don’t think about the reality…..sounds great until you actually have to do it.😐🫤🫤

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@youlooklikeamom I trust that bust!

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@theamelia__ A fake name and incorrect address…

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@youlooklikeamom Tall fences make great neighbors

[Jon smith @VDRmaster]

@ErikaSwingz You know broccoli is full of little bugs, you have to clean it very well BEFORE you eat it!