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(N)SFW (mature themes. no suggestive content or anything adj.)
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[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ WHAT'S A CREWMATE GOTTA DO TO GET A FUN TASK AROUND HERE .ᐣ
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[࣪ @cchefskiss]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓭𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 has 𝗴͟𝗶͟𝘃͟𝗲͟𝗻͟ me 𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 hearts、
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 word 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬 me && s͟t͟o͟p͟s͟ my fall
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[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

[ Glancing at the spill and the broken beaker, then looking back at Silver.
..💧 ]

Huh, that's a little rude of them..
Do you want me to clean that up for you instead?

[𖥨 ╱ QUICK SILVER . @HISINTERVENTION]

( they look up to the other as they approach, giving a small nod in greeting. )

oh me? yeah .. just a spill.

( gesturing to a spill on the floor .. with a shattered beaker in the middle, it’s clear what happened here. )

someone left this mess for me to clean up .. ugh.

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

@BLU3BALLZ2020 [ Tosses him. ]

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

I really feel like devouring a burrito the size of my head right now.

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

@BLU3BALLZ2020 never say that shit about my man ever again

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

@BLU3BALLZ2020 He does eat it like that sometimes.

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

@BLU3BALLZ2020 I guess. That's one way to do it.

I just eat things normally.

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

@BLU3BALLZ2020 Quite literally by unhinging my jaw.

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

@BLU3BALLZ2020 At least we agree on something.

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

@VIOLETSKEPTICS https://t.co/cr44IgqyJi

okay. I was just seeing a suspicious amount of likes and got scared. heartwarming

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

https://t.co/cr44IgqyJi

want an interaction but i don't know where i want to start... i must fetch all Like This For An Interaction Tweets.

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

https://t.co/cr44IgqyJi

i keep falling asleep.. illness...

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

[ Faking his concern, he walks over to them and bends down, offering his hand to help them get back up on their feet. ]

Oh, are you okay?

[𖥨 ╱ QUICK SILVER . @HISINTERVENTION]

( on the ground, not noticing @VERDEPARASITE approaching. they have a roll of paper towels & some cleaner beside them. )

.. 💧.

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

https://t.co/cr44IgqyJi

is everyone who liked this tweet agreeing with me or are we. thinking that this is interaction bait without the image. 😓

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

https://t.co/cr44IgqyJi

no one i follow has any hashtag fuck my life

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

" Of course you do. "

Pecking him on the cheek.

[––» Green's Strawberry ! @vsredimpostor]

« I do! I do! »

[ What a handsome man Green is.. ]

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

" You mean it? 🎵 "

[––» Green's Strawberry ! @vsredimpostor]

« Yes!! »

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

" Really? "

😊

[––» Green's Strawberry ! @vsredimpostor]

[ So, so pretty...
Faster tail wag. ]

« Mhm!! »

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

Oh... wow... he knew a guy..

" I do? "
Clasping his hands together and fluttering his stupid eyelashes at him.

[––» Green's Strawberry ! @vsredimpostor]

[ Nah, he gave the wool to someone who knew how to knit. ]

« Yyyyyou look so pretty... »

[ It's surprisingly warm! ]

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

Did he learn how to knit just to give him a scarf made out of what is basically his own hair.. a little weird if true. Even if he is. A sheep.

Pulling off a different pose just for him.

[––» Green's Strawberry ! @vsredimpostor]

[ Oh, it definitely is!
Staring at him. as he poses.

Well, he thinks he looks good in it! ]

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

Taking his tie off and putting this new scarf on.
Wonder if this scarf is made out of a certain something...

And then he starts posing as if he looks any good in it.

[––» Green's Strawberry ! @vsredimpostor]

[Oh hey, it's a scarf! A red one.

Tail wag. ]

[VERDE @VERDEPARASITE]

Holding a hand out and then taking the present from his hands.
.. almost instantly opening the thing and looking inside.

[––» Green's Strawberry ! @vsredimpostor]

[ ... And also handing it to him. ]