𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊

parody account.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

ᴏʟᴅᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀʏ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇꜱᴛ. ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ ᴄʜʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ɪʟʟ, ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ, ɪɴᴄᴇꜱᴛ ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛ, ʙᴇᴡᴀʀᴇ.
ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

Fuck me.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

Would you like to be sent to another state?

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

Oooo so scary.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

I will blow you with my leaf blower!

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

Hah. Bottom.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

who wants to get blown?

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

Oooo... So scary.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

… and with that there’s no mercy.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

Oh no, hope a big, strong French guy doesn't come and have his way with me.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

Try it, it’s not hard to find you.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

Already plotting.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

You do, you know very well how that went.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

I have no idea what you're on about. :)

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

Do we remember what happened last time you tried that?

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

I'll just have to fight back. Make you wanna come find me.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

That means you can’t complain when I flaunt.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

Exactly, meaning.. I get to do whatever I want.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

I would, but that includes my flaunting as illegal.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

Do something about it

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

That’s illegal.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

Leaving this here

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

Who said I didn’t?

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

Two can play this game and you know that.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

Ain’t like you haven’t seen my abdomen either.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

I wouldn't have to look in my DMs and see a photo of your thighs

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

Nah, that would be no fun for anyone.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

Someone needs to put you in a straight jacket .

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

If I can’t flaunt then there is an issue there.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

That's actually rude, you know. Just flaunting because you know you can.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

Well, might need to go on more trips just so you can stare.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

Usually nearby me. And it leaves me in my bed with my hand in my pants

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

Most times I’m off the coast of somewhere.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

I tried Japan, and then saw your photos.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

I mean I can always go across the world, then you aren’t near me.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

That's not entirely my fault.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

Yet you can’t seem to stay away.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

There is, if I'm not near you.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

At least you know there is no escape.

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 @VERSELYGAY]

If I sit on your lap, I'd never escape.

[𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑜 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜 @bewitheredsoul]

Shaming? No, more like admiring.

I mean you could sit on my lap and stare, that works too.