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One hundred and forty-two.

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@GuguStatu If you look at results from election to election, the ANC electorate is just dying off.

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@libsoftiktok Stop giving money to South Africa. Handouts are counterproductive.

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@calvinrobinson Father, Englad is the frog and the water is hot.

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@BasilTheGreat If that’s not bad enough, wait until he gets to the afterlife.

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@Mufasa0062 You do know that you deserve all the hate mail, hey?😂

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Hi Doctor.
Hi. How are you?
I have a slight headache. I haven’t had enough cof—
Have you considered euthanasia? I have the consent forms right here.
Uh, I am just delivering the groceries you ordered…

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@Mufasa0062 OFFS.

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@vigilantersa He is definitely going to get a dreaded terminal disease as soon as he gets to prison, and will have to be medically paroled.

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@JohnCleese She will cry because her husband spends all his time with his other wife. Alhu akbar.

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@RomanCabanac I spent 2 weeks in Pretoria, one afternoon.

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@benonwine “When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king. The palace becomes a circus.” (Often called a Turkish proverb.)

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@calvinrobinson Why are girls not being taught self defence moves? Oh right, that is illegal.

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@Julius_S_Malema Here is the actual list of your achievements to be recorded in the history books:
1,

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Nicely played: Chickens, only R49... (per kg)<— ALWAYS read the tiny print.

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@pureMetatron But he can and he does!?

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@Sierra_rak On the positive side, perhaps there will be less trans cases.

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@AngelaBelcamino It’s not about protecting children. It never was.

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@japan_nobunaga Nobunaga-san, in South Africa one must pay vast sums for blood if needed, even if one is a blood donor. And what is one paid for donating blood? Two cookies and a paper cup of fruit juice.

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@BasilTheGreat He is suddenly all concerned about their safety. Pity it’s only their online safety.

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@WolfgangRichtEU Wow! And now he is suddenly concerned about the welfare of children.

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@LCabonena It is time that we consider what type of world we are going to leave behind for Jacob Zuma…