Van Hammersly

Tweeting to the masses the only way I know how...with a pool table

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@BillSimmons But its the year of the dog!!!! home dogs = free money!!!

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Saying happy Friday the only way I know how #withapooltable http://t.co/yOwB0s45VD

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@SI_PeterKing If you can run 5 miles in 41 minutes I can dunk on a 12 foot rim #noway

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@SI_PeterKing
1. You feel one way
b. maybe
2. lofty tweeting
f. quasi-intellectual

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HEY, perfect for you @HollyWould95 #brookstone #morelikecrookstone #blockmytweetsidontcare

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Milli Vanilli - more original than @HollyWould95 #brookstone #fraud

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Nickelback: more original than @HollyWould95 #brookstone #yousuckworsethannickelback

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Jnco's: Currently cooler than @HollyWould95 #brookstone #duristealphotos

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pictured: @HollyWould95 #brookstone #trashbag

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@HollyWould95 what kind of trashbag steals someone's pictures and uses them for their own page on Twitter? #brookstone #morelikefraudstone