𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬

⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀@FANGQUEENN 𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

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⠀ 𝑻𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑺 𝑭𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵
𝑨𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻𝒀

𝑺𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑻 𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑻𝑳𝑬
𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑰𝑵 𝑴𝒀 𝑬𝒀𝑬

𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑹 𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑳 𝑴𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑺
𝑫𝑶𝑵𝑻 𝑮𝑬𝑻 𝑴𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑫

𝑰 𝑴𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑫𝑰𝑬

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

She ' s fast asleep. Drooling over her pillow as she munches within her dream.

The girl is in the worst possible position that shit looks uncomfortable.

[𝑀𝑟 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑𝑦. @CondorOneLiner]

Sigh .

She's been under here for an hour , she's decided to check out what's going on .

Sliding out from beneath the bed slowly .

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

She ' s just kinda Munching on her pillow drooling in her sleep. Don't mind her.

[𝑀𝑟 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑𝑦. @CondorOneLiner]

@VICTIMOFTHCR0WN

Hiding beneath the candy woman's bed .

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

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⠀⠀ Awwww what!?
Ya can ' t 'andle me suga' !?

⠀⠀

[THE SMALL BUG. @BUGS__LlFE]

@VICTIMOFTHCR0WN

Pass.

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

Tf is a big mac

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

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⠀⠀ Ya wanna know why I ' m betta' than tat otha' pinky ?

Cause I don' throw peeps in my dungeon !

⠀⠀

[𝑀𝑟 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑𝑦. @CondorOneLiner]

ᅠᅠ‍
ᅠᅠ‍
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐲 .ᅠᅠ‍
ᅠᅠ‍
ᅠᅠ‍
ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

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⠀⠀ Nah uh !! Yer brain ain' got nothin' on me toots ! Yer jus' jealous of my superiorness !

Plain an simple.

[THE SMALL BUG. @BUGS__LlFE]

ㅤ

Nah, I don't know anything about ya, but I believe my brain power and inventions can beat that.

ㅤ

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

Huh, I guess I exist again.

Is season 2 o' fionna n junk out yet or what.

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

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⠀⠀ PFFFFT
WHAT !? NAH UH !! I am way cooler tan whateva' you gots goin' !

Hands down !

[THE SMALL BUG. @BUGS__LlFE]

ㅤ

( Eyebrow raise )

I think I'm the coolest, sweetheart.

ㅤ

[THE SMALL BUG. @BUGS__LlFE]

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https://t.co/FlPSoSPJ8F

ㅤ

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

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⠀⠀ Gonna say tis again.
I ' m way cooler tan whoeva princess bubblegum is.

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

I'm so swag so cool so epic.

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

Hmmmmm. .
Well, we can do both! Technically, kidnapping royalty could be considered a war crime.

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

Welll.. . We could cook ! Or watch stuff or. . . Play board games !

Kidnap princes. . . Etc

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

I'm not a dork dork

[ Kissing right back ]

[Jacket @MiamiSlaughters]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨

ᴀ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴀᴅᴍɪʀᴇᴅ ᴏʀ
ɪᴅᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇ, ᴏᴜᴛꜱᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ
ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏʙʟᴇ Qᴜᴀʟɪᴛɪᴇꜱ

[𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 🍬 @VICTIMOFTHCR0WN]

Heh sorry makin' a dad joke baby cakes !