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Sleek and geeky.

[Slush @VICTORSLUSH]

@ChelseaArchiveX Idiots no go see Mikel oooo, later then go say hello didn't do anything significant in his career

[Slush @VICTORSLUSH]

The driver should be able to come down and slap the nonsense from some people walking on the road please

[Eureka @eureka_seamless]

Una talk, I hear 🚌

Lagos Run update:
• Pop-ups no go block your road again
• Pedestrians and obstacles don brighter, even for night
• See how to carry passengers before you start

Thanks to everyone wey drop feedback 🙏🏾

https://t.co/RQoubPAGGk #LagosRun

[Slush @VICTORSLUSH]

@LeadHerLogic Involve me biko

[Slush @VICTORSLUSH]

I scored 228,594 driving danfo in Lagos Run. I'm #2,621 today. Can you beat me? https://t.co/8wJMMDOPah #LagosRun @eureka_seamless

[Slush @VICTORSLUSH]

@Adasu_d_gr8 You're not trying to broke shame anybody but you went ahead to say if he's poor. Are you suffering from avalanche malady or you're just suffering from down sense syndrome. Mtcheew

[Slush @VICTORSLUSH]

@EA_King The probability of this two creatures ever meeting one another is zero. They stay in different region

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Mr Macaroni that I was on my own ranting here about how the month of May was ALWAYS unfortunate for me, and how it already started with ‘Gbese’ as I accidentally damaged someone’s Lexus with my truck while trying to come out of a tight space, and he entered my DM to ask for the total cost of the damage on both cars to handle. Had to beg him to forget my own truck for me to fix. Sent me 600k just like that.

I was in a restaurant when I received that money, and I shed a few tears. Honestly not because I couldn’t afford it, but because I have hardly been a beneficiary of financial help in my life.

Also gave me and my wife $1k each as his birthday gift to us that same year.

Lost count of the times he dashed my workers wads of mint Naira while we were designing his house.

He’s my own celebrity abeg!
Love you Debo 🖤

[Yan @YanPeronn]

In case you didn't follow football⚽️ today:

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Man City were found guilty on 114 of the 115 Premier League charges

>🇪🇸Atletico Madrid Women captain Lola Gallardo announced she's joining OnlyFans

>🇦🇷Icardi got banned from driving in Argentina until 2099

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Man Utd cut 322 jobs, almost 30% of their entire workforce

>🇲🇦Morocco passed Brazil for 5th in the live FIFA rankings after the draw

>🌎The Premier League, Bundesliga, LaLiga & Serie A called FIFA "not fit for purpose" & are demanding fundamental reform

>🇨🇭Embolo got dropped from Switzerland's squad after admitting to using fake Covid test certificates; Xhaka was already out for the same thing

>🇫🇷Mbappe scored vs Turkey then went off injured 5 minutes later in Zidane's first game as France manager
-France won 1-0, Turkey's GK got sent off in the 87th

>🇨🇼🇨🇷Curaçao came back from 3-0 down to beat Costa Rica 4-3
-their TV commentary was unreal (vid in replies)
-(this happened last night but i missed it)

>🇦🇺Australia 1-1 🇧🇷Brazil:
-Irankunda put Australia up with a FK in the 68th
-Rayan headed in a 95th min equalizer off a Raphinha assist (Brazil's new #10 after Neymar's retirement)

>🇮🇹Italy 0-2 🇧🇪Belgium:
-Mancini's return as Italy manager
-Mark van Bommel wins his debut as Belgium boss
-Donnarumma & Lukaku got into it a little at the end of the match

>🇸🇪Sweden 2-1 🇷🇴Romania:
-Isak & Gyökeres both scored in the 1st half (Isak's was filthy, vid in replies)

>🇪🇺Rest of the Nations League
-🇬🇪Georgia 0-1 🇬🇧Northern Ireland (Shea Charles winner in the 99th min)
-🇵🇱Poland 0-0 🇧🇦Bosnia
-🇭🇺Hungary 0-1 🇺🇦Ukraine

>🌍AFCON qualifying
-🇲🇦Morocco 2-0 🇬🇦Gabon
-🇳🇬Nigeria 2-1 🇲🇬Madagascar
-🇲🇿Mozambique 1-1 🇸🇳Senegal
-🇪🇬Egypt 0-0 🇦🇴Angola
-🇲🇱Mali 3-1 🇨🇻Cape Verde

>🇫🇷Zidane has banned haircuts at Clairefontaine; hairdressers won't be allowed in once France camp starts

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Tuchel said it's "hard to argue" with some of the Cole Palmer accusations; people are questioning his need for load management

>🇹🇷Jerome Boateng agreed to become Trabzonspor's new assistant coach

>🇪🇸Deco said Barça have no interest in JJ Gabriel; Real Madrid, Bayern & PSG are all reportedly keen
-He also said Barça looked at a Lautaro deal this summer but Inter wouldn't negotiate

>Let me know what I missed

If you love football but don't have time to endlessly scroll twitter all day — I post one of these recaps every night. Follow me pookie

[Slush @VICTORSLUSH]

@TooBad80979110 @BigBird_919 From Paris with love

[Reece James @ReeceJames]

🇳🇬💔 #EndSARS #EndPoliceBrutality

[Slush @VICTORSLUSH]

@leodey4uu @boniface_jrn shey you sef know say you dey make bread for Nigeria or you just know today like me.

[Slush @VICTORSLUSH]

@Dre_Vick @TheHateCentra Na idiot you be 🥲

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

Any thug that wants to disrupt elections with violence should be KILLED on sight!!!

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

Under Peter Obi, Anambra State moved from 26th position in 2006 to number 1 in the West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE) in 2014.

65.92% of candidates from Anambra State had at least five credits including English and Mathematics.

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

Survivor Names Ibrahim Babangida As Owner Of Niger Gold Mine Where 37 Miners Died In NSCDC Custody https://t.co/eVtydZmulq

[Mr Obi | PLUG99 STORE .ngr @Realobiagu]

I honestly don’t know how far this post will go, but I need to try.

I have ₦600,000 left to pay from a ₦1.8m debt that came from a business deal that went badly. I’ve already paid ₦1.2m, sold properties and sacrificed almost everything valuable I had to get to this point.

The ₦600k is due by Saturday, and my house rent is also due soon. I’m trying to raise about ₦1m to clear the debt, sort out my rent and get back on my feet.

I’m not asking anyone to give me ₦1m.

I’m asking you to patronize our business.

We deal in iPhones, laptops, UK-used gadgets, brand-new phones, active & non-active devices, game consoles, speakers and accessories.

For the next few days, I’m crashing our prices and forfeiting a large part of my profit to raise the money I need.

You will hardly find these offers anywhere else. Give me a chance to prove it.

📍 15, Adepele Street, Computer Village, Ikeja, Lagos.

Come into the store, inspect and test whatever you want before payment. We also deliver nationwide.

I’ll be posting the available gadgets and prices. If you need an iPhone, laptop, PS5, speaker, smartwatch, charger or any gadget, please consider buying from us.

And if you don’t need anything, please repost.

You may not be able to give me money, but your repost could put this in front of someone who needs what I sell.

I’m not looking for a handout.
I’m asking for an opportunity to sell.

Please patronize us.
Please refer someone.
Please repost.

Give me a chance to work my way out of this.

Thank you. 🙏

[Oseloka H. Obaze (OHO) @OselokaHObaze]

As the incumbent SSG of Anambra under @PeterObi at the time he left office on 17 March, 2014, I had the honour of personally being present when Peter Obi signed the attached handover letter. I was also present, when Gov. Willie Obiano received and signed an acknowledgement for his own copy of the letter, complete with the annexed certified bank statements, related documents and the Handover Report. The letter listed assets and liabilities - in black and red.

During the nationally televised Anambra 2017 governorhip debate on Sunday 12, November, 2017, organized by Channels Television, Gov. Willie Obiano asserted surprisingly that there were no funds left by the Obi Administration. I recall asking him on national television, how as a certified accountant and auditor he would sign off and accept financial documents, for which he now was expressing reservations. He then publicly acknowleged for the first time that some specified funds were in place and asked what was the use of saving money, when there was work to be done. As Gov. Darius Ishaku of Taraba would later confirm to members of the Nigerian press corps, Gov. Obiano had disclosed to him that his predecessor (Gov. Obi) had indeed left huge sums, which enabled him to independently build the Anambra Airport at Umueri.

If Gov. Obiano to whom Peter Obi handed over to in 2014 would eventually acknowledge -implicitly and explicitly - that Gov. Peter Obi indeed left the stipulated funds; a fact that was also publicly corroborated by Gov. Alex Otti, in his capacity as an ex- banker, what then, one may ask, is the beef and grouse of the incumbent Anambra State Government?

Go Figure!

[NTANetwork @NTANewsNow]

Gov Peter Obi presents cheques of N30million to Umudioka Maternity Hospital & N35million for ongoing rehabilitation of St. John Sec Sch,Alor

[Nairaland Forum @nairaland]

Tinubu Arrested Twice In US For Drugs, Money Issues; Lai Muhammed Wears Pampers - FFK: Chief Femi Fani-Kayode,... http://t.co/onuLG7tNPz

[Aikon @Aikoges]

Remain with your classmates, because I can tell you that in the New Nigeria, you will not be a leader unless you attended a school and people know your classmates.
— Peter Obi