Barkley Stockton

I clean up roadkill for food

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Tuttle has been racking ‘em up lately

[PMT Stats @PmtStats]

Dude is just betting on his overs legally

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@Osint613 No, Trump authorizing the release of 172 million barrels from the SPR is why oil is still $85/bbl

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@kirbyhocutt So you can drink and drive, do drugs, commit identity fraud as long as you tell on yourself before someone else catches you for committing crimes and still play at @TexasTechFB

Real honorable place at the STD capital of college

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@dpshow Someone needs to tell him about that “for cause” clause in his contract

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@DonJohnson13921 @gucceCU Stay mad, I don’t care you don’t get it. Actually, makes it funnier

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@TrumpWarRoom That would take 50-75 ships to accomplish, so that’s a lie

Why the need arises to lie about easily refutable accomplishments is beyond me

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@WhiteHouse When you’re killing our wildlife and ruining the landscape of our state jewel, you can go fuck yourself. How about you follow the laws on the books instead of bypassing necessary legislation and regulations

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@yechielleiter Pretty reasonable if you’re neighbor is trying to exterminate you and your family

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@Betsycashmoney Name one “good journalist”

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@DoubleVodkaDon @Diamondrecov3ry How many zins can you fit in your cheeks, looks like he’s getting ready for winter

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@WhiteHouse The most expensive nap in recorded history

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@WhiteHouse All that to take a nap the whole world saw, Kai couldn’t even wake him up

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@ABC I thought this was a skit

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@StateDept Another bluff, talks tough online with his fat fingers. How many threats is this now? I’ve lost count

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@TrumpWarRoom Another bluff

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@TrumpWarRoom That’s a lie

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@joeroganhq That’s what an alien would say

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is our route for the next few days.
Auburn tomorrow, then continuing on towards Houston for Germany’s game.

If you have any recommendations for places to stop along the way, let me know!

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@CodyC64 Identity fraud is a felony yet you're actively burning down an entire athletic department to defend a criminal, very morally sound

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@CollegeSaturday Always a treat when black people don’t know what satire means