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THE OFFICIAL #1 DAKU FAN
this site sucks
This is the worst thing I have ever read in my fucking life. What absolute amalgamate of horse shit kind of people looked at this and approved it???? Even besides the tower of elephants in the room "educational use is not exempt" fucks over kids trying their GCSEs. ????so baffled
What you need to know about the new Social Media Ban in the UK:
1. All persons under 16 are prohibited from accessing social media platforms without verified parental supervision.
2. Parental supervision must be logged digitally through the UK. gov app.
3. Parents must approve each post, comment, like, or share in real-time.
4. Failure to supervise constitutes negligent digital guardianship.
5. Penalties for negligent digital guardianship include fines up to ยฃ10,000 and potential removal of devices from the household.
6. Educational use is not exempt.
7. Mental health considerations are not exempt.
8. Checking the weather on a browser that could access social media counts as attempted access.
9. Screenshots of banned platforms are treated as contraband.
10. Discussing banned platforms in school counts as conspiracy to access.
11. Parents who express disagreement with these rules online will have their supervision privileges revoked.
12. Any family member can report violations anonymously (encouraged).
Compliance is mandatory.
Britain is safer for it.
I did not mean to disrespect the living legend that is Pikuniku with this tweet. To amend for my sins I will from this exact moment, purchase and experience Pikuniku for myself.
I hope that Pikuniku will find it in their heart to forgive.