Calamity Jan

Secret Asian Man, Cyclist at Large, Masters Swimmer

I don't care about my pronouns but I care about yours.

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@EricTrump Get absolutely fucked, you dim witted shitmonger. Almost all of us hate you and your stupid, no-good family.

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@VelvetLandmine Do you have an account anywhere else? :)

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@Cyclingnewsfeed Your report is confusing:
"Stage 1 winner Jhonatan Narváez finished 2:03 down and so lost the leader's jersey to Pogačar. He leads Thomas and Martinez by 45 seconds and Uijtdebroeks and Rubio by 54 seconds."
Then:
"Thomas moved up nine spots in the GC standings to second overall"

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@dvassallo @eamokeane What isn’t rigorous about the title? It’s a statement of opinion—the worst thing he’s ever reviewed. He actually makes no statement of fact about the product itself here (worst product ever released, etc.)

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@dvassallo @tudorprd How will they do that without honest reviewers?

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@dvassallo @OSINTdrone No matter how many times you copy and paste this, it isn’t true. You’re the one lacking ethics here.

“Pweeeease don’t be mean to the people that made an expensive bad product, they deserve to be told it’s nice and good! :(“

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@dvassallo @MelindaBChu1 Scale changes nothing. His responsibility isn’t to Humane, somehow, it’s to everyone that relies on him to tell the truth.

Capitalism ideally demands that consumers are well informed, do not ask for people to stop telling the truth. He doesn’t owe them a good headline.

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@elizarickman Um, that's the worst? What the fuck.

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@QueenMab87 Western colonialist settler states love perpetuating themselves; I think we can agree this is really still all the fault of the Europeans that also thought it was fine to wipe out indigenous people all over the world.

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@QueenMab87 Because so many bad faith arguments on line are presented as, "I think X is bad, but..." and I think we've all got a gut reaction to it that's hard to suppress. It's the same problem when I say that I disagree with the Israeli *STATE* and people think I'm against Jewish people.

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@drlenah7 @Delafina777 I have aphantasia too, and I DO have an internal monologue and I'm honestly not sure it affects my work as a programmer one way or another. I don't think I'm inherently more conceptual. I HAPPEN to be a good programmer; the end result is just the confluence of my traits.

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@Setzer7777 @drlenah7 @Delafina777 As someone with aphantasia as well, I'd say that it depends. In some cases, probably--I can't picture things well based on descriptions. In some cases, maybe I'm better off--I haven't constructed the wrong image based on a bad description. Mostly, I get by. It's hard to compare.

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@GavinDYoung Ha, I got this exact same form letter this morning. :D

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@OLarsenB Honestly, snakes are so reckless. I'm always having to stop and usher them off the trail.

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@ABDanielleSmith You’re the absolute worst. I cannot fathom how such an obviously stupid privatization plan was put in place in the first place. Your ideology has always been corrupt and bad, and here’s yet more proof, on the backs and the health of Albertans.

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@OLarsenB Oh, this is just the BEST card

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@MildlyAmused "Abortion targets low income mothers"? Does he mean "low income mothers exercise some of the only autonomy they have"? Abortion is a medical procedure, not some guy roaming the streets. :/

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Elon Musk is now one of the worst things that I can think of to call someone. He defies my ability to insult him; every comparison is an insult to the thing I was comparing against. This is the dumbest site in the stupidest timeline. He spent $44 billion to do this.

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@OLarsenB @DuncanDonut0 😊