el capitan

it really do be like that

[el capitan @VJacome_]

it be like that sometimes

[secretary of mutant affairs @LAYLAMADR0X]

its crazy how superhero fatigue always hits whenever a female led movie is in theaters but next month when it's spider-man everyone will suddenly be pro superhero movies again

[SpideyDoesStuff @SpideyDoeStuff]

Mamdani at night

[Kăskă (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @KaskaJessica]

Airports have the US flag cos too many Americans didn't know they were the foreigners when at passport control.
It's not importance, it's catering to your stupidity.

[Sam™ @Sp1dersam_]

You know if I had a nickel for every time a talented actress with blonde hair who plays a Powerful Woman in a Superhero movie gets misogynistic and forced hate, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice 🤔

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

Pre empire cars and trucks will be a currency of the future

[ed edd and eddington @goblin_formula]

they still call you a conspiracy theorist if you say the government did the same thing with crack btw

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

They took memory cards from us and then made us pay for storage.

[Dolo 👁‍🗨 @e38]

I never heard him adlib “DADDY!!!!!” Cause closed

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

Not a movie but the S2 finale of ‘Young Sheldon’ ending with cameos of all sheldon’s future friends, after he talked about being destined to stay alone was what really warmed me up to the show🥹

[el capitan @VJacome_]

I can’t even begin to tell y’all how much I hate spectrum

[el capitan @VJacome_]

I can’t believe we let Florida have more waffle houses than us

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Number of Waffle House locations by U.S. state

[Ryan Strange @RyanStrange15]

I can’t believe there are Americans who have never experienced the joy of eating at a Waffle House.

[reallytipsy @Reallytipsyy]

If they not bringing the OG daughter and son back they can keep it

[🟦DanDee🟪 @FineNDanDee]

The window makes him look like he's complaining about Michael Scott

[THE SNEAK DISS SNEAKER PODCAST @the_sneakdiss]

I’m tired of athletes talking about why athletes really aren’t as rich as we think.

You touched $7 million and bought your parents a $3 million dollar house? You’re dumb.

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[chadsleeps @ChadSleeps]

fuck u @FIFAcom that was a goal anyone with eyes could see #jpn

[el capitan @VJacome_]

ERA GOAL

[Angelo Terry Jr. @Coach_Terry85]

@KevOnStage There is no State in this Country better than the state of North Carolina. It’s not up for debate.