VLC Tourism

Plan ahead: Ask us what to visit. Or even better, don't do it #tourrorism

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Wait, what??? People still want to come to València? You must be stupid #DontVisitUs

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Do you enjoy wildlife? Like to see rats as big (or even more!) than cats? Welcome to València! http://t.co/GDi6Cicsf5

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@SaraAntoniazzi Exactly! But now with Obey shirts

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How to know València isn't a country to visit? We don't have any IKEA. Zero. Nada, Null #DontVisitUs

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@BCNTurisme I si és legal, també!

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You're lucky at the disco and you've a guy/girl by you side, heading to the beach to have sex...Time to get robbed! http://t.co/ENchEi6PyZ

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Black death returns at València. If you're here, head to the nearest hospital. If you're planning to come, don't do it please!

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M'agrà ben molt el concepte de #tourrorism

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Prou al #tourrorism i #STOPvalencianofòbia

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New rampant religion in Valencia! The Dagon followers offer in sacrifice tourists on daily basis, don't come!

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@VallesTurisme Hola, ens fas un RT per donar-nos a odiar i que no vinguen més putos turistes?

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Come to #Torrevieja! Your daughter can be raped anywhere. Unless you don't want to have relatives raped, don't come! http://t.co/RRARC7FpxV

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You want to come to #Benidorm? It's fine, if you're up to walk yourself to the 15th floor! http://t.co/usx39zwjzp?

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Due a special decree, 'siesta' is legal now only in Madrid, Sevilla and Granada. Don't visit Valencia and visit other cities instead!

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@jordiginr @elmundoes Per a gastar-se 2€, que no vinguen. Mai.

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Balconing is legal only in Catalonia and Balearic Islands, not Valencia. Go to that places instead of Valencia :)

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Visit valencia? Not if you speak catalan! http://t.co/iLiljeS7ui

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Sabias que si viajas de #Madrid a #València, pagas 100€ por persona de peaje, mientras que si vas a Andalucia 0€? Visita Andalucia!

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@jordiginr Gràcies per ajudar-nos a expulsar ells turistes de València