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PERSON. WOMAN. MAN. CAMERA. TV.

If you say it in order, you get extra points 😏

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Fascism does not arrive saying “I am fascism.” It arrives saying “law and order,” “border security,” “anti-woke,” “election integrity,” and “national emergency.”

[Very Legal and Very Cool @VLegal13]

@Madhopper687377 @RichardLNewby3 Have you been down to Florida yet to worship the gold Trump statue?

Fuckin MAGAt loser

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Hey DOGE and NEWSMAX, can we get an update here?  

Turns out preventing a flesh-eating parasite from invading U.S. livestock wasn’t government waste…

[Very Legal and Very Cool @VLegal13]

@ExRP2022 @l0st_my_marblez @JustEsBaraheni Shut the fuck up you stupid piece of trash. Trump has NEVER shown any respect to them. He called them “suckers and losers” one of 100s of examples. Here’s another - https://t.co/xleJw7XOgJ

[John Garamendi @RepGaramendi]

TRUMP: "I get a kick when I look at somebody on television saying, 'he's lost 13 people'"

Let's be clear, no president should be proud of losing any service members, and certainly not 13.

Today, and everyday, I pray our service members get home safely.

[Very Legal and Very Cool @VLegal13]

@nsource_64 @bourscheid Dems “stand for the little guy” and are “butthurt about a gathering of ultra rich privileged people” did you think these were contradictory statements when you wrote this? Or do you think there’s no GOPers in NYC? Senile idiot

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

Just finished reading Hemingway’s FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS and I had to stop and take a picture when I got to the famous line about the United States:

[Very Legal and Very Cool @VLegal13]

@Real_Blue_Goose @TVietor08 @MeghanMcCain If he were a republican, he’d be a front runner for the GOP nomination in ‘28 and the keynote speaker at CPAC

[Very Legal and Very Cool @VLegal13]

@MeghanMcCain Ah that’s right, you shill hard for the actual Nazi criminal rapist pedo who routinely shit on your own dad

[Very Legal and Very Cool @VLegal13]

@MeghanMcCain “For whatever it’s worth” it’s worth nothing, you’re a gullible idiot hack who is surrounded by other idiots.

[Very Legal and Very Cool @VLegal13]

@PLCExpertJeff @snakes979112411 “pAiD pRoTeStorS” touch grass you fkn lunatic

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

The contrast between Reagan’s speech at Point-Du-Hoc and Pete Hegseth today are like two different galaxies. Listen to how much reverence he gives to the same allies that Hegseth attacks.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 ICE announces it will no longer report deaths of recently released detainees.

This comes after the deaths of recently released detainees surge to a two-decade high.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

FBI records obtained through a Judicial Watch lawsuit reveal that a Butler County Sheriff’s deputy exchanged two emails with Trump shooter Thomas Crooks before the July 13, 2024 assassination attempt. The records remain heavily redacted, concealing the nature of the communications. The documents also reveal a SWAT officer recovered a cell phone and a remote device with an antenna from Crooks after he was killed.

[Very Legal and Very Cool @VLegal13]

@TErnest87 @WhiteHouse Its AI you fuckin idiot

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Wow, the S&P Dow Jones Indices has just officially announced that they will NOT be changing their inclusion rules to make it easier for “MegaCap” companies (such as @SpaceX) to be fast-tracked into the S&P 500.

Their reasoning:
"S&P DJI determined that exceptions to the financial viability, seasoning, and IWF requirements should not be granted solely based on market capitalization. The decision not to adopt the proposed exceptions preserves core index principles by maintaining consistent application of these key requirements. Although there may be trade-offs between strict adherence to these eligibility requirements and broad representativeness, the current methodology provides substantial market coverage and sector balance. As a result, the indices can continue to meet their stated objectives while preserving their role as representative and investable benchmarks for the U.S. equity market.

No changes will be made to the eligibility criteria including financial viability screens, seasoning period, or minimum IWF, for the S&P 500, S&P MidCap 400, or S&P SmallCap 600 as a result of the S&P Dow Jones Indices consultation on the treatment of MegaCap companies. Accordingly, there will be no changes to existing methodology for this index family."

This means that the earliest @SpaceX could be eligible to be added to the S&P 500 would now be June 2027.

The requirements that will now remain in place are:
• No changes to S&P 500 eligibility rules for mega-cap companies.
• Mega-cap companies will still need to wait 12 months after their IPO before being considered for S&P 500 inclusion.
• S&P will not waive profitability requirements for mega-cap companies. The company must have positive GAAP net income in the most recent quarter, and the sum of the most recent four consecutive quarters.
• S&P will not waive minimum public float requirements for mega-cap companies. At least 10% of a company's shares must be publicly tradable ("free float").

The S&P rejected proposals that would have:
• Reduced the IPO seasoning period from 12 months to 6 months
• Waived profitability requirements
• Waived minimum public float requirements

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

He wanted to look tough. He posted a painting of himself surrounded by oiled-up shirtless men in tiny shorts waving pompoms. Safe to say this did not land quite the way he intended.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Trump has lost in iran. They are fully in control. Global inventories are running out. Energy crisis about to hit that will make 2022 seem like a breeze. Asia, which is where roughly 40% of the world's manufacturing takes place is going to take the biggest hit first then Europe. We wont run out of gas or oil, whether you'llbe able to afford it is a different subject. Maga has literally made everyone's life in the entire world shittier other than the epstein pedo billionaire class they support. The world is being held hostage by the dumbest sacks of shit in our society. This is by far the worst strategic mistake of my lifetime and the repercussions will be felt for at least a generation. You cannot hate these ppl enough. Their stupidity has ruined us.

[Very Legal and Very Cool @VLegal13]

@NCBubblehead @HumbleFlow “It’s simple!” - moron who doesn’t understand anything

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

Begs to be placed on Mount Rushmore

Begs for the Nobel Peace Prize

Begs for airports in his name

Begs for military parades in his honor

He's a narcissist with obvious delusions of grandeur.

Why are we entertaining it? Why is he even a thing?

Fuck this Trump shit.