Brandon Schaffer

SE Leader for Zscaler, Husband, Father of two boys and a girl. My tweets are my own opinions.

[Brandon Schaffer @VMBrandon]

@ChipotleTweets Brisket. Final answer

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@Meagul2x @huntercantmiss @wyalucid Rotting in coffin. Fentanyl od

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@BinnysBev @Qmixers Gin and tonic with a twist.

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@ChipotleTweets Im in

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@BinnysBev @sweetwaterbrew Mine used to be brisket but now id have to say plate short ribs. Tastes better than brisket and doesnt take 15 hours. Heavy salt and pepper rub and let it roll at 225 on the smoke.

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Hey @panerabread , in what world is this 1/3 filled salad bowl worth 13 dollars. Lettuce is cheap. At least fill the container. Likely my last time visiting.

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@ChipotleTweets Is that possible?

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Rubrik & Zscaler Announce Industry’s First Double Extortion Ransomware Solution - GlobeNewswire https://t.co/ImTHvsa3Qt

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@BinnysBev @BrewDog Big Hitter tha lama. "gunga gulunga" Oh man what I would give for that poster. Caddyshack is my all time favorite movie.

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@ChipotleTweets 0-5. Sent txt in 15 seconds. Delayed response and i missed. Oh well. Thanks for the fun.

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@ChipotleTweets Thats was like 2 seconds and gone

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@ChipotleTweets 0-3 and getting ignored. Today could be better. Free burrito may cheer me up.

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@ChipotleTweets Boo. Ive been messaging you all morning and no luck. Txt option is out. Im hungry.

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@ChipotleTweets Pick me. Pick me.

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@ChipotleTweets Please good people of Chipotle, bless me with one of your long, soft, meat and sour cream filled wraps of heavenly sustenance (for free please).

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Royal Caribbean adopts Zero Trust on land and sea https://t.co/O0MZ6a9tia via @networkworld

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The rise of emerging technology brings about new cybersecurity challenges. Jay shed light on the growth opportunities in India and highlighted how adopting a #zerotrust security architecture can future-proof organizations against potential attacks. https://t.co/R7J1mIvrEu

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@aaronbuley Im only borrowed your hunvee.