Vanessa Biscuits

Married to the one and only Danny Biscuits @DanInFortWorth. I will fight with anyone sitting around me at a baseball game.

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

@tonysuperfan27 Condolences.

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

Hey Texas Allergies: go eff yourself

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

@Andy Vanessa from Arlington, TX - Amanda - do you still think you’re a girl’s girl?

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

@Wadeicus @Rangers This is a city connect I can stand behind.

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

Hey @Rangers - do this.

[Wadeicus (WB Cards) @Wadeicus]

Ok here is my take for a new @Rangers “State Connect” jersey, which avoids having to tie the DFW cities together lol.

I used the same 80s gray jersey from the new City Connects as the base inspiration, as well as the Nationals previous cherry blossom jerseys.

State elements include the state flower (bluebonnet), the star and cannon from the “Come and Take It” flag on the sleeve, and the “de Zavala” flag design for the center of the hat.

I also made a white and powder blue top, which in this alternate reality allows the club to bring back the red jerseys for Sundays lol.

What do yall think? Let me know!

#baseball #mlb #allfortx #design

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

@tedgangi @SamBlum3 Ohtani.

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

Yes.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Did you know Yu Darvish is half-Iranian?

[The Ranger Zone @rangerzonepod]

WHERE IS THE NEW FOOD!?!?! @GlobeLifeField @Evan_P_Grant @TXRangersPR @Rangers

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

@Rangers when are we getting the new ballpark food?

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

@Moose2pointzero I literally had to buy Dan specialty plates because of how much he kept complaining his plate was VGK

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

I love when I budget something perfectly

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

@Moose2pointzero @DaninFortWorth I recommend it at this point. I have thrown so much away

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

@chief_branzig @ARBAyala Heim.

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

More teams need to do this.

[Jeff Kerr @JeffKerrPHL]

The 8 ice cream helmet caps the #Phillies will be giving out this season when you purchase a soft serve ice cream or a Dippin' Dots at Citizens Bank Park this season.

There will also be an exclusive All-Star Game cap as well.

Image via the @Phillies

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

Why are yall making me side with Tucker Carlson?

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Tucker: "How many people live in Iran?"

Ted Cruz: "I don’t know."

Tucker: "You don’t know the population of the country you seek to topple?"

Ted: "I didn’t say I don’t know anything."

Tucker: "What’s the ethnic mix of Iran?"

Ted: 😬

Tucker: "You don’t know anything about Iran."

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

I will never not find these amusing.

[Autosport @autosport]

The fact that Lewis Hamilton is still fighting for wins in F1, against these two, shows that class is permanent 🍷

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

Twenty two years.

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

Who can honestly say they've had the same phone number for the last five years?

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

Bye Oscar. #AusGP

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@HoopsCrave

[Vanessa Biscuits @VMartBaseball]

@tedcruz Trump insulted your wife and you kiss his ass to at every turn. If anyone is a soy latte it’s you.