Machala 🦅 of 30BG 💰!!

[Luke @Interlukein4]

I'm tired of tech companies treating my storage like it's infinite. Optimize your damn apps

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When it comes to getting things done, you basically have three options:
1. Knowing a guy;
2. Knowing a guy who knows a guy; or
3. Being the guy.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

You do shit outta love & people will think they finessed you

[Machala 🦅 of 30BG 💰!! @VMokolo]

@MelvinaGunner @RLeylabi38856 @CraigHope_DM @TomCollomosse “i am an account that says what fans won’t see ”
not facts

[99 Majik @99Majik]

There’s a way someone will disrespect you, you’ll be disappointed in yourself for letting it get to that point

[superdad @udysznx]

e get some kin whining you go receive at your lowest, you go just lock up dey smile

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

Money wey go make me pick interest in golf na wetin i dey find now

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

So you guys think Messi has never hit the siuu even behind closed doors? Be serious guys.

[Aku Carly @PovialJunk]

@maeve_odnl wth literally every reply is a bot, never seen that before

[ཧ ★ @bigsurfer_]

lord, let a nigga win

[Machala 🦅 of 30BG 💰!! @VMokolo]

@CT__J I see one today, she buy two drink say “date with my man”

[Machala 🦅 of 30BG 💰!! @VMokolo]

@CT__J dem don use me as success story

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Me after teaching my dog to come home every time i sell him:

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not go broke trying to play husband at a young age.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when your social battery is drained & you see the biggest yapper approaching you

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

sleeping in your own bed after traveling is an underrated reset

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[27. @dimvji]

sometimes you gotta decide that it’s the last time the universe teaches you the same lesson