"Marge?"
"Yes, Homie?"
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!"
"I don't think any of us expected him to say that."
Alex Ovechkin said he was aware his history-making puck had to be retrieved from Binnington's pants.
@wyshynski on goal No. 900: https://t.co/6C7akgzR8V