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Commercial and Tech Lawyer. Writer. Ball-knower: @chaosnctrl. Fugazi Finance, building @ngx_wolf.

[Prof. @VOdulate]

The first time was so nice, we had to do it twice.

1991. 2025.

[jaiyejeje @stillGroovyAF]

Not knocking your progress o. But if you couldn’t pull as a big boy, that’s on you my guy

[Prof. @VOdulate]

You people just swallow what you see people saying online whole and run with it.

Mtcheeew.

[Adesola, Ms Paper 🪽💜⭐️ @adesolaaaaa]

I’m dying of heat because you weirdos wanted to ask ChatGPT how you would look in the seventies. Rubbish!

[Prof. @VOdulate]

The way the accent vanished. 😭

[Opeyemi Famakin @OpeFoodCritic]

This British Fish and Chips just Ruined My Whole day

[Prof. @VOdulate]

Why is nobody talking about how "s'ofe" is gibberish and a lack of attention to detail?

[hvnsent🦄 @hvnnnsent]

We are in hell😭😭😭😭

[Prof. @VOdulate]

?? @Muppetiers

[Mayor of Abuja 🇧🇭(MOA) @Mayorstilldey4u]

Hate half shoe like mad.

Bcous whyyyyyyy?

[Prof. @VOdulate]

@0xYinka 😂😂

[Prof. @VOdulate]

Them no even born me well.
I know my limits. 😂

[Olayinka Post @0xYinka]

Wizarab mahn... what a guy.

he came to @CitiLounge with Cross to eat the full goat platter, then the next day he made a post about the platter challenge also sponsoring couple of winners for the challenge.

Since then, we have sold a lot of full goat platter and a number of them specifically mentioned his name for being the reason why they came. All these without collecting a dime and instead even paid out of pocket for some winners.

This is me saying Thank you @Wizarab10. I really appreciate gaan.

Meanwhile, now that we know you guys can eat a lot 🤦🏾... we are refining the challenge to 3 people. If 3 people can finish the full goat, they get a refund.
You can also just come in with your crew to eat the full goat too. DM @CitiLounge for reservation.

Offer valid while stock lasts oooooo cos I no trust una.

[Edu @EduEle5]

You can't have this in your mega churches where the children unit is in a totally different building with ushers directing and grabbing your kids from you, right from the entrance.

This is another reason why I prefer and always choose to worship in a communual small/medium growing church and why I also prefer rural living to urban..🙏

Yes I want members and my pastor to stop by my house when I fall sick🙈
I want to join my members to go pray on the car engine of a brother or sister who just got a new car..
I want the Pastor to stand on the altar and call me by name and ask why I was not in for Bible studies🤷
I want to hug and gist for a few minutes with people who know me by name and know the road to my house.

I take church hunting very seriously when I move to a new location.
Choke me with the family unity spirit, that's what I came for.
Look me in the eye and say, Sister Edu, I don't think you're fine...can I say a word of prayer for you???

Anything short of this experience and you've lost my soul...I need my community closely knitted when it comes to church.

[Iremide @RxIremide]

Can we now agree that extreme cold is better than extreme heat, please?? 😂

[molola🫧🌸 @Lolaschanne]

Chewing loudly is a satanic act by the way

[Prof. @VOdulate]

@chibuikssss I hate you.

[Prof. @VOdulate]

@mizpah_g Always at the scene of the crime.

[Prof. @VOdulate]

@Nsukka_okpa Throw

[Prof. @VOdulate]

A firm call to order. 😭

[Sabi Boy⭑ @theufedo]

@jaiyettmc Lmaoo. When me & you start this one???

[Prof. @VOdulate]

A new suit or two will heal me.

[Prof. @VOdulate]

Whole thing could've been shorter than 30 seconds, lmao.

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

Brotherhood is proud of him 😂😂😂

[💕Oluwagbemisinuola💕 @mzgbemmy]

This is what addiction is……

[Prof. @VOdulate]

@ifeanyijuniorr Did you go off Twitter or na me no just see your tweet since?

[Prof. @VOdulate]

Goodness gracious. What a bop.

The only person that I think can recreate this is Serotonin, that was the first person that came to mind.

[EL SUCIO GUAPO @Peruzzi]

Sang “INFERNO” To The Mandem 🐼
Soon Drop! 💨💙