Patrick Bateman

If you’re reading this than you know it isn’t real. It’s a Parody. everything around you is. The reality is? You’re not terribly interesting to me.

[₱ɎⱤ₳₥łĐⱧɆ₳Đ @Pyram1d_Head]

#pyramidhead #silenthill

We no longer sleep. But we are no longer truly awake. Do you feel it? Clawing at the back of your mind? Is it fear? Doubt? All that noise? All those screams? The hunger and the need? All that disgusting want and desire for anything at all?

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

“Find me here among the shadows.
Call my name.
Summon what was.
Enter a new chapter into the stars…”

[Robert Mundy (Parody) @RobertMundyWWAR]

Good day #HalloweenVerse. This morning millions of Americans are praying to the porcelain god vowing to never drink again, but is it all LIES?! Find out tonight at 11:00 Only on channel 10 #WWAR.

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@SedStitches SUS

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@theCKBuchanan }¥{Always and forever. The first of her kind beside Theda Bara. Legends in silver draped in black. }¥{

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@MonicaBrown91 }¥{That stuff doesn’t come around here often so I was extremely grateful. Hopefully there will be more like it.}•{

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@MonicaBrown91 }¥{Nah I basically just left work and walked over. It was just down the street. I got swag though. Funkos, autographs, posters, art and t’s}¥{

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@MonicaBrown91 }¥{I was here toooooo.}¥{

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@RobertMundyWWAR @RonsReturns

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@thesirenvenus

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@Pander_Bear28 @RonsReturns “hey Ron! You’re on tv!”

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@st_RAY_aah @PaulyShore Well this is awkward…

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@RonsReturns
“I found your secret Twitter account! HR says we have to go to a meeting now! They said something about sexual harassment and I told them you said HER ass meant.”

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@Embalmist @tmoran_mmyers78 }¥{I should go back up there tomorrow before work and pick one of these up.}¥{

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@HellsCollector
“Local immortal demonic being with cannibalistic dietary needs makes sweet passionate love to his diminutive mortal wife. Will their relationship go the distance? Stayed time for more after the break.”

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@RobertMundyWWAR “My name is Brick Tamland and I have an exciting news update for you!”

“This just in.”

“Robert Mundy lives in a poor mans house and doesn’t have very expensive furniture.”

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

}•{You know why bruh? It’s so people don’t die. But you know what I never see? People getting murdered with bread and cheese. So what the American people are going to need you to do teddy? Right about now? Is sit the fuck down and shut up. Adults are talking.}•{

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

}•{@tedcruz Hey. Look I don’t run a political twitter account. I’m barely here right now. But I just wanted to use this platform real quick to let you know something. Those law abiding citizens you’re talking about? They’re getting shot for bread and cheese bro.}•{

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

}•{You’re opening your mouth and flapping your hole and all that comes out of it is unhelpful jargon and bullshit. People are dying because guns aren’t being regulated properly in a safe manner. No ones saying take all the guns. Bread and cheese are carefully regulated.}•{

[Patrick Bateman @VPPBateman]

@DammersMilton

A rather ornate dinner with drinks arrives at the door of one Milton Dammers with a note that says “best regards: Herbert west.”

The alcohol offered with the lavish cart full of food?

Absinthe.

Enjoy Milton.