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[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Mr. Netanyahu, antisemitism is a vile and disgusting form of bigotry that has done unspeakable harm to millions.

Do not insult the intelligence of the American people by attempting to distract us from the immoral and illegal war policies of your extremist and racist government.

[UConn Men's Basketball @UConnMBB]

BACK TO BACK‼️

#EVERYTHING

[VParallax @VParallax]

Congrats to the referees for doing what @CaitlinClark22 couldn’t do: Beat @UConnWBB

[VParallax @VParallax]

Sign up for the newest, greatest social network YOWZA, created by the Cards Against Humanity folks. Is it a gimmick? Sure but they’re paying people for referrals. Use my code! MUSHY-GROSS-BLOKE

#yowza #cardsagainsthumanity

[VParallax @VParallax]

UCONN!!!!!!!!!

[VParallax @VParallax]

@danawickens Very sorry to hear about Wally/this insurance bs. You may not want to, but could always do a gofundme-ish kinda thing. Maybe post in the Offbook group - we’d be happy to help. Or get the fam band together for a benefit show or livestream fundraiser! That’d be fun.

[VParallax @VParallax]

There ya go @Bonnanz

[Casa Bonita @CasaBonita]

Casa Bonita is now hiring! Executive Chef Dana “Loca” Rodriguez and @GovOfCO announce 500 new jobs ahead of the grand reopening. Positions are available throughout the restaurant. Apply now at https://t.co/cqJQfkuflr

[VParallax @VParallax]

The Queen is dead. Long live the King. A very sad day, indeed.

[VParallax @VParallax]

@UniversalORL Any update on Hogwarts Express?

[VParallax @VParallax]

You fuckers didn’t vote for Hillary. This is what you got. Consequences assholes.

[VParallax @VParallax]

@blairherter Got any extra @aots or @xplay stuff from the good ‘ol days that you don’t want anymore? Asking for me 😁

[VParallax @VParallax]

Gas is cheap. You’re all whiny, spoiled, crybabies. What’s a gallon of Starbucks, drinks at a bar/restaurant, a bottle of WATER at any type of event cost? Those vs. something that took millions of years to create, has to be found, pumped, transported, refined, etc. It’s cheap

[VParallax @VParallax]

Another devastating loss.

[VParallax @VParallax]

This is the worst I’ve ever seen the UConn women play. Absolutely atrocious. An easily winnable game for most UConn teams of the past.

[VParallax @VParallax]

Olympic announcer for the Monobob just compared part of the track to “Mario Kart Rainbow Road…”. That’s the most relatable sports comparison I’ve ever heard. #monobob #OlympicGames

[VParallax @VParallax]

Well, there goes the planet. #doomsday #covid2 #supercovid #monkeys #webefucked https://t.co/kFbiNNrFKG

[VParallax @VParallax]

@OffBookPod A lot of Sleepy Babies have been having their own sleepy babies recently (including my wife & I!) & throughout the course of the pod. Could @JessRMcKenna, @ZachReino & the fam band create an official lullaby or song to help us get our lil ones to sleep!?

[VParallax @VParallax]

@ZachReino This really demonstrated how the Offbook concept could work as an @ Midnight-ish tv or internet show. You guys already have a paying subscriber base, so groundwork is there. You all have other projects, but it would be damn fun... @OffBookPod @JessRMcKenna

[VParallax @VParallax]

We’re doing code words and phrases for people we don’t like now? So we’re a bunch of 12 year olds? Okay fine. How about ‘Draft Dodging Coward’or DDC for short. Is that too obvious a reference to Trump? #ddc #draftdodgingcoward #trump

[Newman's Own @NewmansOwn]

Today we remember our founder Paul Newman. His vision and compassion left a lasting legacy of philanthropy that we continue to build on. Paul Newman, January 26, 1925 - September 26, 2008. #paulnewman #philanthropy #empathy #dogood #bethechange