VP of Fireball

Life is a series of mistakes that are fun?

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And the black, woman, Jamaican doctor told me that I was in good shape and not everyone is meant to be skinny #fatisback #sexynomatterwhat

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My doctor was a black, maybe Jamaican woman. I was pretty ok with all of that #acceptance #notracist

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I weigh 196 lbs but I can always feel pretty! Join me and take off your shirt in jubilation for everyone is beautiful! - me

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Do you believe in miracles? cause I do

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I'm 44 years old and my mothers name is LaQueefa! @yelyahwilliams is so honest!

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Imma hungry for some luvin #soulbaby #breastfeeding

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Ill eat you spaz shit crazy hormone butterfly-fucker!

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"I'm ready" he said as he quickly walked to work. He knew his cheap boss would kill him if he was late.

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Like it's coming out soon, but I need someone to cheer me on #poop

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Anyone wanna go poop!

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Find her and tell her you love her. Put a net around her and never let her leave. Trap her, maybe under a rock. Lose her in the mall.

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Before you say anything, these are expensive sweat shorts

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#tbh guns are cool. I'm a young al gore

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Honda, Moses, Zeus, trains, crunch berries, oh my god pizza, large clitoris #whatilikeaboutyou

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This dude looks like a black guy broccoli

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April fools, I will continue to live my unhealthy and fun lifestyle #powpow #gotcha

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I will change my underwear everyday!

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I won't drink another ounce of alcohol during the week!

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I dedicate myself to physical fitness and good eating habits!

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I am wearing a t-shirt with three fucking schnauzers on it #highfashion