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Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have. That's what I always say.

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@Sharon11265621 @TurnSeattleRed @usanewshq Which is what

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@Camoz20 @thedailymanc @CarlHigbie Waited? The dude just aggressively approached her telling her to get out of her vehicle with no reason or judisdiction. Instead of complying and risking being unlawfully detained, anyone would have tried to flee. And FAFO? Fuck you.

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@kristi1price1 @CarlHigbie do you have eyeballs

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eggonomics

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It’s literally, “chat, should I bomb Yemen?”

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Cher did turn back time. She found a way. #snl50concert

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Check on Drake

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Great time to be invested in night guards

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I want to scream into the void but they took my void away

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I bet Blake lively wishes that TikTok ban hit one month sooner

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IF WE SHUT DOWN TIKTOK AND X IS AN INCEL DUMPSTER FIRE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHILE BREASTFEEDING, READ A FUCKING BOOK!?

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We should really call that guy Russell Rebrand

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Picks up fork
“She ate with that”

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Trauma dumpling

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(It’s a knife when) it’s 78 degrees in NYC on November 6th and your country just voted against environmental protections

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(help)

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Bill Clinton really knows how to fuck things up for women in American politics

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Some of these Daniel Tiger songs have no right going this fucking hard

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Parenthood is weird. This morning my son told me he didn't love me, only loves dad, will not let me get him out of bed bc I am not dad. And I feel nothing; have never loved him more.

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I'm sure it's fine.