One Vossy Boi

Just a Vossy boi living in a Schmossy world

[One Vossy Boi @VSchmossy]

Sorry nerds
I have the objectively cutest cat on the planet

[30 @hoodii30]

I know that nigga doesn’t play about freeing Palestine

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

Me, in my new Tesla, after getting piss ass drunk at the Hard Rock casino and losing it all

[A Very Serious Place @SeriousPIace]

It’s easy to hate the rich, do you have the courage to hate the poor

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

trump is spawning brand new backrooms creatures on a daily basis 😭

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲 @m0ntilyett]

Guy kills himself and people rush to find anything about Palestine to see if they should celebrate or offer condolences.

[Sarah @sarahoftherings]

i already feel superior to people who care about influencers so you can imagine the astronomical levels of superiority i feel over anyone who enjoys this

[One Vossy Boi @VSchmossy]

@TheBrandonMorse What lol. Its because the maga movement has completely fucked this country.

[Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 @godspeed_aflame]

stupid foid who only knows useless things like law, math, and history vs chad “good at playing with toys”

[sarah @sarahlicity]

Live-streaming the execution a guy in a wheelchair, who has already expressed his desire to be martyred, is likely the most pro-terrorist thing that an American government has done since it funded the mujahideen.

[blvckcat🎀 @n1ghtkitten]

what am i reading

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

You voted for the mayor of New York City on his foreign policy? With all due respect, are you fucking retarded?

[White Carrot @awhitecarrot]

However corny this is, if this elicits a strong negative response from you, you probably should unpack why you view public infrastructure as something you are allowed to personally deface but not personally refurbish.

[Electric Zoo @brass_monk3y]

at least cigarette smokers know their shit stinks. You guys are annoying

[Jeremy Wilcox @jwilcox79]

My most cynical take: I have absolutely zero faith the median American voter has a learned a single deep lesson from all of this.

We’ll keep swinging wildly every few years based on vibes, and the world will keep distancing itself from us.

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

no offense to like 80% of you but I do genuinely think I’m a better person for having never placed a bet on sports

[Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️ @estherzelda0514]

Okay so 2004 was my first election as an adult and it was infuriating, but I did get over it. I think it helped that the liberals were united.

The election that really fucked me up was 2024. Like I know 2000 and 2016 were more important and had far more monumental ratfucking from the far left, but 2024 was completely idiotic.

High profile liberals backstabbed the sitting President, lefties were babbling something about Gaza, the media was constantly shitting the bed about unimportant nonsense like the price of eggs, Gen Z momentarily thought Trump was nifty, Latinos thought they'd vote for their own deportation, and everyone that cared about Project 2025 or January 6th was viewed as insane.

I lost faith in Americans in 2024. I don't think I'll ever really get it back. What happened was just too stupid to ever get over.

[Chudfish @Chudfish14921]

I like how this subset of the internet has been trying to make Believing in Witchcraft a core tenent of woke for like... 15 years

[ⓘSome Dogs have thumbs @MorlockP]

Native Americans are spiritual and wise because they used every part of the animal, wasting nothing

modern Americans are grotesque and disgusting because they use every part of the animal, wasting nothing

[Spooky Key 🎃 🗝 🦊 @KeyTryer]

One of the greatest wins the agricultural industry and fossil fuel industries got this decade is convincing zoomers that datacenters have anything to do with this and to forget about the formers.

[Hutch @hutchinson]

You are the abusive husband telling his wife that she made him hit her