Veronika Smith

A 30ish Jersey girl known for nothing; paper pusher by day, dreamer by night, okest mom. I have interesting things to say, sometimes. Maybe.

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@NevSchulman Source = @meena

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@sruthiri I am currently binging all @replyall podcast episodes and hit 125. Have you seen the tell all video TD uploaded at the end of 2019?

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Just so you know @Origins, my husband is very upset that your Frothy Face Wash isn’t called”Cheeks and Balances”.

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@BlackGryph0n next genre switching challenge you should definitely include the artist @iamjonsi!

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Due to gestational diabetes, I haven’t had one of these babies in over 6 months. I can now enjoy that summer North Carolina flavor and @drinkcheerwine here in Seattle FROM A GLASS BOTTLE! #notanad #justreallyexcited #cheerwinesummer

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@seangirvan @edgarwright Exactly where my mind went.

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Excited to try out some of these quick dishes in the @DonalSkehan cook book I got for Christmas.

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@TSA truth or fiction. If you freeze your coffee before you go on your trip, as long as it’s frozen, you can take it through TSA? I must know!

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Well, hello girls. It’s girls night the @mariners game tonight #whereiroot

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Conversations with @seangirvan end up the same way, most days.

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Hey @CWiZombie the only thing you guys are missing with aesthetics is the random 12 flags and signs. #gohawks

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Hey @arzE random question, did you ever organize shows at the Wayne Firehouse in the early 2000s? Got a funny little anecdote about a boy named Ezra.

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Happy place. #dipndots #mariners #whereiroot

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Hey @1PhoebeJTonkin I started playing the Bingo Blitz game and the person that calls out the numbers for Sydney sounds JUST like you. #sidejob

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Hey @sethmeyers instead of Trump sounding like a kid stalling during a spelling bee, he appears more like someone with a “word of the day” calendar on his desk. What do you think will be tomorrow’s word?!

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@DevonESawa Remembering when I had all the teen magazines stashed away with your face as the centerfold. Bought those babies with saved up change from lunches. #toolegittoquit

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@GavinFree I mean, with all the makeup tutorials you have been doing, you aren’t helping this generalization.

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@ZacharyLevi As men will never know the strength required to hover over the toilet seat while not getting it down you leg menouver, @ZacharyLevi

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@QueerEye why can’t I wear a bandana as well as @antoni Share your secret! Girls can wear it too.