Fat Suki Waterhouse

A bit touched

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modern day woman with a weak constitution

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@SethAWaggener i would take care of that brow situation before calling anything else disgusting, ma’am

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it’s my freezie, I’ll suck it as hard as i want!

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@marble___faun @VlRTUALBOY talk to a pharmacist first; 5-HTP is contraindicated with many anti-depressants, unfortunately :(

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a few runners up

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top hits of the week in the family group chat

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@binchcity yes! and also because, even though they can’t get cervical cancer, they can get mouth/throat cancer from HPV

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I’m doing the Norrmalmstorg
Robbery for my birthday party

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I’m doing the Stanford Prison Experiment for my bachelorette party

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i’m not sure if what i have can be described as rizz, but people’s girlfriends love me!!!

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i can’t stop listening to TAFS on the off chance @nycguidovoice drops a gold nugget like “Quebecers are Canada’s version of Cajuns”

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@_guyfieri WATCH OUT!

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@elizamclamb will be purchasing this in Toronto 😈

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2015: pixie cut lip ring
2016: REDEMPTION
2017: blonde and tan
2018: extremely intelligent
2019: off the pills, thriving
2020: monthly trauma
2021: on the pills, suffering
2022: EMDR and shag hair cut
2023: domesticated garden nymph
2024: off the pills ?

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“I want to be a cow in a wild flower patch… without the implications” -Jen

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I gotta

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So, my sister lives in the part of the world with no ozone layer, and

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World’s best sister

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You can call me AL

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“You can be as gay as you want in front of a mirror” - my dad