Vladimork Tootin

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[Vladimork Tootin @VTootin]

#PS4share

[Vladimork Tootin @VTootin]

#PS4share great description <3

[Yong Yea @YongYea]

"Guns. Lots of guns." 10/10

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

Today is the only day you can retweet this

[Will @willne]

If less than 10-15 hours of work goes into your videos u shouldn’t be allowed to whinge if they flop

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I feel like someone needs to reinvent urinals to be more aerodynamic and reduce pee ricochet.

[Pottsy @ayePottsy]

Sometimes I open my door like I’m playing GTA: San Andreas.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

lady on this beach just yelled “not my chips you BITCH” at a seagull

[G @BorboaGrant]

So a couple days ago, one of my coworkers accidentally let 22 quarts of ranch dressing slip out of her hand...

[erica @sexhomaru]

amazon: we shipped your package! it should deliver by 8pm tomorrow!

me, nose pressed against the door, fogging the glass as i breathe: 𝗽𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲

[Vladimork Tootin @VTootin]

"Deer Park, Texas, shelter-in-place order lifted" https://t.co/q55vAXcNOM

[My approach was two-fold: @ukraine_solved]

nobody:

white women's t-shirts:

KILL YOURSELF
I'm drinking
WINE

[XBOX @XBOX]

Get a lethal new look. RT for a chance to win a custom Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice Xbox One. #SekiroSweepstakes

NoPurchNec. Ends March 24. Rules: https://t.co/mOvv1Ar7gT

[Vladimork Tootin @VTootin]

@JakeBaldino Florida man high on LSD and hallucinating stabs to death another Florida man

[swervin merv @ratatooile]

EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor

[Marcin Momot 🔜 gamescom @Marcin360]

Our goal is to make Cyberpunk 2077 available to as many gamers as possible on their platform of choice.

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Yeah girl, I’m a full time Twitch chat backseat gamer. So we fucking at my place or yours?