The Rani

Superstar Wrestler, 4 time champion in VWE, artist in the 5,000 year old art of the Malla Yuddha.

[The Rani @VWERani]

@CheerForBee What's so confusing? Wrestling is serious and friends are for suckers. Don't forget your cheery attitude cost me a match last week too! Stay out of my way! Oh and good luck against @VWERedNightmare tonight... I'll be watching. #VWEPrimetime @vwewrestling #SecondLife

[The Rani @VWERani]

@VWEKittie @TheBansheeVWE May have been #1 contender??? I AM the #1 contender and I demand my title match I was supposed to have. But then, being a weak spoiled american fool, you're probably afraid to face me, seeing how badly you last match with The Rani ended for you.

[The Rani @VWERani]

Last Friday I found incompetent stooge Falcon had arranged a match for the World Women's Title of those I'd already beaten (including @VWEKittie), even though I'd already won the 4-way to be the #1 contender. I arrived in time to object, but more stooges said I was suspended.

[The Rani @VWERani]

AGAIN the VWE incompetent fool FalconTheBestGM is keeping me out of the arena tonight. I swear I'll set fire to @vwewrestling and @VWEKittie if I am not allowed in to make my demands tonight! #Primetime #Secondlife

[The Rani @VWERani]

The Rani will not stand for this american conspiracy and their false champion @VWEKittie, and neither will my billions of Indian fans. The Rani will address this on #PrimeTime tonight @vwewrestling 6PM SL time.

[The Rani @VWERani]

Last week #YourRani was honored to fight against @VWEKittie , @VWEVCut and @LibsHeartshock to be #1 contender. I won, but what did I get myself into? I must find strength and karma to overcome the evil Banshee. See you tomorrow night #WVEEdge @vwewrestling #SecondLife

[The Rani @VWERani]

@VWEJohnny Train and meditate Maha-Johnny.

[The Rani @VWERani]

Tonight on @vwewrestling #VWEEdge, The Rani will take back her #RadianceChampionship from @LyraPhoenixVWE . All are invited to come see The Rani take down said Bird. @VWEVCut was run over this past Monday on PrimeTime by the #BollywoodExpress and will not attend.

[The Rani @VWERani]

The Rani wishes all happy Diwali (Hindu festival of lights), as she breaks from celebration to team with @VWEVCut on @VWEwrestling #PrimeTime. The Rani says to take care with Diwali fireworks, except if you're near @LyraPhoenixVWE. The Rani likes her bird extra crispy. Namaste.

[The Rani @VWERani]

The #RadianceTitle will come to The Rani, it is as certain as The Cows moo. Don't miss the #TripleThreat as The Rani does battle with @LyraPhoenixVWE and @CheerForBee at #VWEOldSchool tonight! @vwewrestling

[The Rani @VWERani]

Only a few hours left before @CheerForBee relinquishes her #RadianceTitle to The Rani, and @LyraPhoenixVWE burns herself to ashes. Maybe the Bird will come back in her next life as a cow? Nope. #VWEOldSchool @vwewrestling

[The Rani @VWERani]

The Rani draws extra karma from one of the free-roaming cows of Empire City. The Cow tells The Rani victory will be hers, but show some mercy to her opponents @LyraPhoenixVWE and @CheerForBee today at #VWEOldSchool #RadianceTitle @vwewrestling

[The Rani @VWERani]

The Rani breathes deep as she knows a 4th VWE #RadianceTitle is coming to her at #VWEOldSchool. @CheerForBee and @LyraPhoenixVWE do not have a chance. @vwewrestling

[The Rani @VWERani]

The Rani feels #BadKarma for @LyraPhoenixVWE and @CheerForBee as she meditates. #WVEOldSchool @vwewrestling

[The Rani @VWERani]

It's the eve of the #WVEOldSchool supercard show, and The Rani prepares for her match against @CheerForBee and @LyraPhoenixVWE for the VWE #RadianceTitle Namaste... @vwewrestling

[The Rani @VWERani]

Tabdoori Phoenix (contd)
Skin and gut bird
Put bird parts in pot, marinade for 6 hours
Cook bird
Serve with rice to lots of very, very, very hungry guests
@LyraPhoenixVWE @CheerForBee #VWEEdge @vwewrestling

[The Rani @VWERani]

-cont'd-
Directions:
Prepare spices marinade water in big pot
Tenderize brid with many, many, many strikes
Twist off legs with Bengali Lock and arms with Ambala Armbar
Make bird tap out
@LyraPhoenixVWE @CheerForBee #VWEEdge @vwewrestling

[The Rani @VWERani]

-contd-
30 2-inch pieces ginger, roughly chopped
2-1/2 cups tomato paste
1-1/4 cups ground coriander
1 cup ground cumin
1-1/2 cups hot paprika
1-1/4 cups chopped fresh cilantro
1 Huge Phoenix bird
-cont'd-
@LyraPhoenixVWE @CheerForBee #VWEEdge @vwewrestling

[The Rani @VWERani]

Recipe - Tandoori Phoenix...
Ingredients:
Juice of 30 lemons
Kosher salt (lots)
15 cups plain yogurt
3 cups vegetable oil
15 small red onions, roughly chopped
90 cloves garlic, smashed
-cont'd-
@LyraPhoenixVWE @CheerForBee #VWEEdge @vwewrestling

[The Rani @VWERani]

@VWEJohnny Check the bug fix list. Also, they did fix a bug that affected me that wasn't even on the list (show original from favorites with a huge inventory)