Victoire Weasley

Proud feminist and fashion icon. Always has time for loved ones, especially if they have wine.

[Victoire Weasley @VWeasley]

Please, never again.

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Meanwhile, Victoire is in the shower. 'Is this the REAL LIFE? IS THIS JUST FANTASY? Oh my God, I am in love with my own boobs.'

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@ChrisAckerley || Vive la France! Hope you had a wonderful birthday the other day xx

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Gin is like "I have the coolest aesthetic, drink me" and I'm like "Yes, I'm so cool" and now I have an extremely uncool hangover.

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It's my birthday, everyone stop what you're doing and celebrate with me.

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@ScorpiusM EMAIL: Will keep that in mind

Prefer not to say lmao. I didn't buy it, got the - I was gonna say the willies but that's exactly what I didn't get. Thanks hun. I will buy the red one. x

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She has just been asked to finish the budget spreadsheet by the end of the day. Does she have to do EVERYTHING in this office? Victoire restrains herself from sending an icy reply, not just out of professionalism, but because her nails are drying.

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@ScorpiusM SUBJECT: RE: Files for Finance

Think I might actually like it with a stain. Think I saw something like it in Yves St Laurent Spring/Summer.

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@ScorpiusM Subject: RE: Files for Finance

You're on. Red wine, yes?

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@ScorpiusM Subject: I'm just paranoid since that time I got caught on eBay

Save your dares for the pub, please.

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@ScorpiusM TO: @ScorpiusM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Files for marketing

Totes. We just had that training about respect in the workplace.

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@ScorpiusM TO: @ScorpiusM
Subject: RE: Files for marketing

It's so orange, it's giving me a migraine.

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(Of course, the real truth is, if Victoire's husband looked like a supermodel, he would not be hot to her. Because to Victoire, Teddy is hot, and hot is Teddy)

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@ScorpiusM - born I was afraid I was too incompetent to do a decent job. And now she's TEN. This part is great, actually. She's so happy and she loves learning and playing. Even by herself."

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@ScorpiusM Alas, in one of life's supreme ironies, despite being born with the capacity to be the hottest man in the world, Teddy has no fashion sense, and does not encourage one in his daughter. But Victoire wouldn't have them any other way. "Sometimes, I don't know either. When she was -

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|| "Teddy, she can't go to the park in a purple tiger-print coat, that's ridiculous." "Well, her other coat is worse" "God, what kind of coat is that?" "A WHITE one."

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|| Victoire's shopping for Rachel - chic little white coats, ruffled burgundy dresses, matching shoes and tights. Teddy's shopping for Rachel - explosion in the paint factory.