🐨: “Jimin, todos dijeron que te veías increíble en el desfile de Dior.
🐹: De verdad, ¡Jimin se veía muy bien!!.
🐻: Sí, te veías como un príncipe”
Que lindos los chicos halagando a Jimin 🥺
🐹 i don't understand how people can fall asleep while watching something but then there's jimin
🐻 jimin always does that
🐹 jimin sleeps like this
*🐻🐹mimicking jimin's sleeping posture*
🐹 its like hes trying to pretend hes not actually asleep
🐯 I think Martin is about...
🐥 He wasn't there (at the show)
🐯 2 metres tall
🐹 That one grows by 5cm each passing day, isn't he like 2m?
🐨 190? I think he's around that height
🐥 He's THAT tall?
🐯 Remember when we went to greet them last time?
🐨 Wow, I was so envious of that
🐹 Namjoon-ah! As a senior, you've gotta have a pride! You have to greet them from a higher position, don't you?
🐨 And how do I do that?
🐹 From now onwards, all of you take a chair when you go to greet them, and right before you do, say "hold on a sec!", pull out your chair, get on top of it, and stare down at them like "Ah, Hi Martin!" Got it?
🐯 No, no, we can say "Hey you! Sit down!"
🐹 Nah that's too coercive
🐹 It's better for you to just carry a chair with you
Los chicos teniendo una conversación sobre quien ganaría si se pelearan y de la nada Namjoon suelta: “Yo pienso en cosas como… ¿qué pasaría si algún día los pokémon se hicieran reales?” jajsjsjsjs lo amooooo muchooo 😭😭😭
JM: quando eu estava em Paris-
TH: voce pensou em mim?
JM: quer dizer, eu pensei em você sim, mas principalmente vi tantos vídeos seus tocando piano…
TH: eu? 🤭 hehe
JM: qual foi a desse sorriso aí?
TH: 😼😼😼 hehehehe
🐻: as vezes eu penso, digamos que eu brigasse com o Jimin e fosse dormir? eu imaginaria que se eu brigasse com ele mais tarde, e eu pegasse um vaso e batesse na cabeça dele, eu não ganharia?
🐹: eu penso nisso seriamente todos os dias! Se o Jungkook me desse um soco, eu desviaria para a direita, depois socaria de novo, então eu me abaixaria, depois me levantaria e tentaria uma cabeçada nele, então ele desviaria e depois pegaria minha mão, quando eu tentasse fazer isso, ele provavelmente pegaria minha outra mão e a giraria para longe porque ele é mais forte que eu? certo? eu penso nesses tipos de cenários todos os dias
🐨: eu penso em coisas tipo... o que acontece se os Pokémons se tornarem reais um dia
eles no mundinho deles e eu assim morrendo de dar risada
🐨 jimin, you’re so cool at the dior show
🐥 🫡🥰
🐹🐻 you’re so cool
🐥 thank you
🐹 you met cortis as well right?
🐻 cortis…
🐥 oh yeah. the babies are so handsome
🐨🐹 yeah they’re so handsome
jin put taehyung through the trolley problem 😭
🐹 if you were driving a train and jimin was tied to one track and there were 10 strangers on the other
🐻 i'd switch the tracks immediately
🐹 towards who?
🐻 the strangers
🐹 make it 10 strangers
🐻 still strangers
🐹 20?
🐻 id still do it
🐹 100?
🐻 i dont think id have a choice...
🐹 how about 1000 people vs jimin?
🐻 wouldn't they be able to stop the train?
🐥 once it gets to 100 people just have the train come toward me
🐥 actually no.. not 100 people.. just me
this is seriously taking me out 😭😭