Varun Pandit

(Almost) A Twitter Influencer |
Brooklyn99 & The Office(US) Fan |
(Don't know Why & How) but in Sales |
More of a Book Collector,
much less of a Reader!

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Microsoft Bans Claude Code After AI Costs More Than The Humans It Replaced

[void. @iBuild]

microsoft has banned employees from using claude code.

we're so back, baby!

[Frontier Indica @frontierindica]

Rs 10 lakh is about 10,500 dollars, roughly three months pay for a US bank teller, a job that needs a high school diploma. That funds a month across thirteen Indian cities for two.

A wagie here in India on a solid corporate salary saves two years for five days in Bangkok, then still ends up taking client calls from the hotel lobby because someone forgot to tell him about an "urgent deadline".

[Varun Pandit @V_PanditG]

Welcome to the TROPIC THUNDER

[Akshay Kumar @akshaykumar]

Welcome the madness, Welcome the laughter, Welcome the crazy chaos, Welcome the wildest chapter of the Welcome universe…#WelcomeToTheJungle.

#WelcomeToTheJungleTeaser out now: https://t.co/3MO6VBa6pt

Let the chaos begin from 26th June, 2026 in cinemas 🪖🌴

[Varun Pandit @V_PanditG]

KKR has
A. Nayar
Watson
Russel
Bravo
Southee
🤯

LSG has
Justin Langer
Tom Moody
Williamson
Lance Klusner
Bharat Arun
😳

DC has
Hemang Badani
Venugopal Rao
Munaf Patel
Ian Bell
😨

Which IPL team has the leanest support staff?

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Team India did nothing Wrogn in that match. Jemimah's batting had Sheer Comfort. She shut down all the external Noise. She got energy Boost in the last few overs.

Harmanpreet must have slept like a baby on her Duroflex last night. Under her leadership, team India's Blue Tribe can even climb Himalaya. Because we chant the winning Myntra.

Jersey number One8 Smriti has been the highest scorer in this WC.

Indian bowling will trim south african batting like a Phillips Trimmer next match

Nazar na lage aisi team ko. Hope they have done Digit Insurance.

[Varun Pandit @V_PanditG]

@whysaharsh Those of you out there getting this without any help,
Pat yourself in the back for having great taste in movies 🍻

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Indian memers should be formally hired by the military for psyops content.

I’m not even joking.

Today is Day 18.

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Thank you now, in future and forever to the men & women of our security forces.

And to your families.

No matter how many times we say this, it won’t be enough. 🇮🇳🙏🏽

[Varun Pandit @V_PanditG]

@KushalS91764769 😏

[Varun Pandit @V_PanditG]

Incometax department after checking my credit card statement and Salary alert mail

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

Unconstitutional. Unconstitutional. Unconstitutional.

[Varun Pandit @V_PanditG]

Somehow I glanced upon the “Keep it up Beta” part first and was like

What the Actual Fuckkkk 😨

Then read the full tweet 🤦‍♂️

[Shah Rukh Khan @iamsrk]

Animals deserve love, and they need protection and care… for their health & that of our planet.
PM @narendramodi’s presence at Vantara reinforces the importance of this.
The purity of a person's heart is directly proportional to their love for animals. Vantara and Anant’s commitment of providing a sanctuary to unfortunate animals is a testament to that. Keep it up Beta!!

[Varun Pandit @V_PanditG]

Rahul has finally activated his

Flower nahi FIRE 🔥 hai me…

[Varun Pandit @V_PanditG]

Varun Chakravarthy -

Arjun Award-Khel Ratna-Major Dhyanchand Award-Akshay Kumar Biopic

Sab dedo

[Varun Pandit @V_PanditG]

Its the showing up at the crucial stages like this that makes it ok for Kung fu Pandya to do all the show-sha that he does and then some..

[Varun Pandit @V_PanditG]

@Dhimahi11 Yes

Cc - @PriyalS88184486

[CLEAN CAR CLUB @TheCleanCarClub]

Dad Transforms His Old Car into a New Mercedes G63 2024

[Varun Pandit @V_PanditG]

😂😂😂

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

🚨 HAT-TRICK FOR SHARDUL THAKUR IN RANJI TROPHY 🚨

- Thakur making a strong case for England tour in June.

[Varun Pandit @V_PanditG]

@imransiddique89 India missed to qualify for WTC final *for 3rd CONSECUTIVE time* by a few inches
We started to work on our shortcomings based on 2 bad series

You finished last on the WTC points Table

By your logic Pakistan should be tagged as Associate Nation now…