Mudzimu

“Statistics is the mother of all research”~ me. I am nothing if not a man of my word.

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

Bring this guy back!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Ole’s at the wheel! We can confirm that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been appointed as #MUFC manager.

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

The only person that almost touches R Kelly is babyface but still far behind. This dude wrote hits for Michael, Whitney…and also produced almost every good r n b album from the 90s. Even Stevie & Al Green didn’t do as much. Whoever compiled this list needs to be his neighbour.

[chart data @chartdata]

R. Kelly has been named the #9 'Best R&B Singer of All-Time' by Billboard staff.

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

Woke = removed from reality.

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

@potpourriixx @nelsmatya @bongani_mlilo @gary_the_sun Just learn bro, your argument is just as good as “why should I not talk with food in my mouth”, still speaking.

You come from a place where you weren’t taught these things but as you get into the world, appreciate how things are done and be a good human. It doesn’t take much.

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

That’s exactly why they say so, because of these guys.

[Freddy Michael Masarirevu⚖️ @freddyMM93]

The Current Zim🇿🇼 President is a Lawyer, the biggest opposition leader is a Lawyer, 2nd Biggest opposition leader is a Lawyer, 3rd biggest opposition leader is a Lawyer
4th, 5th ad infinitum are lawyers,

Iwe Talkmore Munetsi woti degree re law harina basa 😂😂😂😂

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

@MadzivaNehemiah @makiwah_ @Yvie_Bae You can’t think like this, do better!

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

Vakabvunza plan nezuro, makavadaidza urakashi.

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

Dear Zimbabweans,

After listening to the speech by the commander of the Zimbabwean army, General Anselem Nhamo Sanyatwe, and experiencing the silence from Zimbabwe’s key opposition leaders after its release, I am sorry to say I will never get myself involved in elections ever again until reforms are done!

I will also not invest my time and money mobilising youths to register to vote for elections whose outcomes are predetermined, NEVER AGAIN!

What the General said is unconstitutional, but it is our lived reality.
Elections are rigged, and we don’t have a strong opposition that can fight back!

The General’s statements basically confirm what many of us have said for years, that Zimbabwe’s elections are a farce, a theater production where the script and the ending have been written in advance by the ruling party.
A production where the ruling party candidate has the election results in his pocket before the date of the election.

And when the opposition fails to speak out against such blatant threats, it is easy for our people to lose faith in the democratic process, I am sorry to tell that I have lost that faith!

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

@MnumzanaThwayza @Shadaya_Knight It’s possible for a wife to get raped by a husband of 20years, you need to understand the argument before you come in. Some topics are too important to be discredited by careless statements like yours, sit it out if you don’t get it. Come on!

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

I gotta buy me one of them little toys man!!!

[💪🎭..Rai ji..💪🎭 @Vinod_r108]

@FadeHubb You have to watch this 🥰

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

@blessingtinashe @Tendai9214 @daddyhope @advocatemahere @nelsonchamisa @Cde_Ostallos @BitiTendai @KarenyiKore @JoanaMamombe @MakomboreroH You’re right!

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

As a Man Utd fan, Arsenal & Liverpool don’t have to win the league, I don’t care about the rest.

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

@SalauMuftau1 lol thanks, I got it done sometime back though. Thanks.

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

@PrudenceGwaza Beautiful herd you have there…

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

@NomaSapienX @Mtepapml @Scribbledat3am 😅

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

@MurapaG Guys sell artworks for hundreds of thousands in USD. The US is the place for dreamers, just the luck of having an art gallery take you on and you’re set. Very sad our economies here don’t allow for that.

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

Superior wisdom!!!

[Bruce McIntyre @brucemcintyre]

@ML_Philosophy The mistake of doing a great job of washing dishes. You need to drop something and break it almost every time. Very quickly, you will never be asked to wash dishes again.

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

Review Licha’s contract right now, give him more money! #ARSMUN

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

This Weghost guy is gonna cost us bad! I hope he is taken off 10mins in. We might just have kept Ronaldo then. #ARSMUN

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Mudzimu @VaMudzimu]

@Thomas51100262 @NoelnSibanda @nelsonchamisa Ngaaite basa rake, kufunga zvekuita ibasa rake futi. It’s 2023 already and they are going into the election with 2018 conditions!