I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera.
I figured my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though I knew I wasn’t speeding.
Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but the camera flashed again.
Now I began to think this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed once more, yet the camera flashed again.
I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail’s pace.
Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
You know, you just can’t fix stupid. 😖
Bad news: Actors are cooked. Stuntmen are now obsolete.
Good news: Actors will no longer be seen as "stars" but mere models. They will return to their proper place in society, as they were in ancient times: at the lowest rung.
Usa nka Prince wokuri kikuu.
Usa nka past tense ya Prince.
Usa nka 2G.
I am not even gonna start with the gang
signs but you look like a broke dealer.
Usa nka nyabugogo saa mbiri.
Usa nkuwakozwe nisoni.
Usa nkaho uri kwicuza.
Just thank God you don’t look like this anymore.