No Thank You

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

Me: I need to fix my sleep schedule

Me at 3am:

[ཐི cali ཋྀ @1970horror]

books should be $5, bagels should be $2, movie tickets should be $10, and coffee should be $3

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

princess treatment or leave me tf alone

[Jasa @jasabrochetti]

Any man that watches new girl is welcome to marry me and have my sons

[No Thank You @Vaaalenciaaa]

#NewProfilePic

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me waiting for a forehead kiss

[Montyrico Fellini 😈 @FishingnWeed]

here lies one of the worst entrance ramps in America

[K8 @babybegle]

If you say “come if you want” or “do you want to join?” or “if you’re not busy you should stop by” etc.

I will not come.

Beg me to come or I will assume I am an unwanted burden.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hooch. His owner needed a photo of him for the landlord. Gave them his best smile. 13/10

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

If she still has to use maps in her own city keep her bro

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

being a procrastinator with a crazy fear of failure is an insane combo

[k 🍪 @yesitskayy]

men be like "babe i'm sorry i forgot when ur birthday is" but remember the entire first round of the 2016 nfl draft

[Austine @theereal_one]

My only idea of budgeting is just finding a better paying job 😭😭

[No Thank You @Vaaalenciaaa]

@bbq7861 Still sober?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

i am annoying.