🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍

I’m like a vacation inside a bottle inside a person. watch GOOGY MORNING live on @planetscum Twitch&YT IG: vacation.jason 📸

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

peace and love @mulaney The Chris Gethard Show featured @mannequinpussy on live TV seven years ago

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

Full performance of @mannequinpussy’s first ever televised live performance on #EverybodysLive

👀 https://t.co/SJqudarrpH

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

you gotta be fuckin kidding me man. The name, the logo???????

[Clone @clonerobotics]

Protoclone, the world's first bipedal, musculoskeletal android.

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

@er0b 🕶️

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

Three Hours of Clown Robot Shit https://t.co/m1y9LuuES9

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

@patrickcotnoir @GLucasTalkShow I would do the show for you, as a favor. I would accept you flying me out, putting me up in a hotel, and doing your show. I would do this all for you.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Eminem campaigning in Detroit for Kamala Harris: “I don't think anyone wants an America where people are worried about retribution of what people will do if you make your opinion known.”

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

Buy a Vacation Jason Cameo so I can train in Shaolin Kung-Fu AND KICK MY OWN ASS

https://t.co/jqLstu5N7w

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

FRUIT

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

A very rare Vacation Jason quote tweet endorsement

[patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir]

Strong disagree: water fucking rules.

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

@patrickcotnoir @EntEarth Wookie Man

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

If you Kris You Kringle

[er0b @er0b]

I can’t stop thinking about last year some folks around the corner had an inflatable Grinch with a sign pointing to it saying “IYKYK”… what did they mean…

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

my swag too hard, my fruit too fresh, my nose goop too goopy

[patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir]

@VacationJason @gettinglostdoc Jason, a doc about a damn ISLAND is mad at you!!!!

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

@gettinglostdoc @patrickcotnoir What the heck Wait a minute

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

immortal Pañera Colada

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

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[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

grab some ice

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

check out this mix I made
(plays a beat on a blender)

[🏖 VACATION JASON? 🍍 @VacationJason]

Couldn’t be happier

[Dan @dangerdanv]

a great @ChrisGethard moment