Darth Vader

Hi, I'm Darth Vader. Follow me as I learn Twitter, Facebook and cope with meeting my children for the first time in 18 years.

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Anyone know a good allergist? Allergy season kills me. #DarthVaderProblems

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Had to get rid of the old Death Star contractors because they were talking about unionizing. #SithLordProblems

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Luke & Leia want to work on rebuilding a relationship. Anyone know any good places to eat on Alderaan. Too soon? #LOL

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Anyone know a good contractor? #DeathStarRepairBills

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Self Portrait.
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