Richard

Kansas City's Darth Vader

[70thExplorers @70thExplorers]

Our Vader said it best
"This is why we do what we do"

We may be the bad guys, but doing good is also kinda our thing

#501stLegion #70thExplorersGarrison #StarWars #BadGuysDoingGood

[Sith Lord Detachment @501stSithLords]

Trooper: Lord Vader, the weekend has almost arrived.
Vader: I hope so for your sake, the Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

SL-17510 of The @70thExplorers
Photo Credit C. Mason Photography
#501st #StarWars #Vader #Weekend #SLD #SithLordDetachment @501stLegion

[Richard @VaderKC]

Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

[Richard @VaderKC]

I had friends on that Death Star

[Richard @VaderKC]

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.

[Richard @VaderKC]

The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.

[Richard @VaderKC]

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

[Richard @VaderKC]

Allow me to introduce my selves

[Richard @VaderKC]

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them

[Richard @VaderKC]

Better living through denial

[Richard @VaderKC]

The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.

[Richard @VaderKC]

Chaos!

Panic!

Disorder!

My work here is done.

[Richard @VaderKC]

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

[Richard @VaderKC]

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer

[Richard @VaderKC]

Don't bother me, I am living happily ever after...

[Richard @VaderKC]

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry

[Richard @VaderKC]

Adults are just kids who owe money.

[Richard @VaderKC]

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

[Richard @VaderKC]

A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.

[Richard @VaderKC]

A penny saved is ridiculous.