Jim Murphy

Pulvis et umbra sumus.

[Jim Murphy @Vae_Victis938]

Don’t let the door no-hit you on the way out.

[Mandy Bell @MandyBell02]

Cleveland hitting coach Ty Van Burkleo will not return in 2022.

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I got into it last night about the grocery bill.

I pulled up an old Target order from February 2020.

28 items. $64.50.

Added every single one back to the cart just to see.

$158.30.
Same 28 items. Same store. Same cart.
$93.80 more.

In five years.
We didn’t buy more.
Didn’t upgrade anything.
Didn’t add a single extra item.

Just needed the same things we always needed.

They told us inflation was transitory. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was strong.

Our cart didn’t get any of those memos.
145% increase in five years.

Not one member of Congress has looked at a grocery receipt in decades.

And it shows.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

A doctor is now recommending staying away from fresh produce for the next week — even if you wash it — because of an explosive diarrhea-causing parasite.

This comes after Trump gutted the tracking of this parasite.

https://t.co/HO6CVuXAHY

[Jim Murphy @Vae_Victis938]

Schneemann up with bases loaded, 2 outs against a pitcher on the ropes. Doesn’t even swing the bat before striking out. @CleGuardians

[Jim Murphy @Vae_Victis938]

We are only in the second week of July, and somehow the @CleGuardians are threatening to have TWO players with 10 home runs. @REFLOG18

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

"I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky.”

[Tim @trouble_man90]

I honestly don’t even know what to say anymore. Why does he get to fall asleep in public, slur and stumble over his words, and be dazed and confused in public and nothing happen??? Biden was quite literally run out of town for far, far less than this. Why does Trump get a pass??

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Possibly the biggest fireworks show in history, and only 150,000 people showed up.

For the Bicentennial in 1976, more than 500,000 attended.

The total attendance for the 16-day "fair" (included world cup parties) was all of 200,000.

1.6 million come to DC to see cherry trees each year.

1.2 million come for PRIDE.

How humiliating for Trump's disastrous attempt to co-opt July 4.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Watching Trump’s Fourth of July speech. He says, “38,000 Americans died building the Panama Canal.”

I ask Alexa, “How many Americans actually died building the Panama Canal?”

Alexa: “Approximately 350.”

Why tell such outrageous lies when anyone can fact-check them in seconds? Why?

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

The great American state fair crowd was so small the Trump administration canceled the assassination attempt

[Jim Murphy @Vae_Victis938]

@Super70sSports https://t.co/QFCJXV28Ul
This is the only correct answer

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

MAGA will believe the Reflecting pool was vandalized with no video proof but deny an insurrection happened when it was on live television. These people are cult fanatics.

[Jim Murphy @Vae_Victis938]

More like Shawn ArmWEAK, am I right?

I’ll see myself out. #guardians @REFLOG18

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

I wish people would stop spreading scurrilous rumours that President Trump is constantly shitting himself in public. After all, it’s perfectly normal to place a black mat underneath him when he visited the Fox News studio with its white sofa yesterday…

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[Covie @covie_93]

So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????

[Abigail Miller @Abigail_M2050]

It’s been nearly two years since Trump’s Butler shooting, and he barely mentions it anymore after weaponizing it to win the election.

HE PERSONALLY SHUT DOWN THE INVESTIGATION.

Drop a like if you think it was completely staged! 🕵️‍♂️

[Jim Murphy @Vae_Victis938]

Analytically, Kenny Atkinson will have completed 2 of the 5 years of his contract. So that’s good. @REFLOG18