Filipino Grigio

Comedian/Writer/Actor. I break hearts, rules, and wooden boards with sweet kung fu spin kicks. AKA Lieutenant Luscious

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

@ravenblackk @peachymelissaxo Who’s gonna carry the butts?

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

@elonmusk Or Grape Britain

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

@elonmusk Shoulda gone with “Rape Britain”
#GreatBritain

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

Bill comes to 105 euros, I leave 80 and charmingly comment “keep the change” to the waitress as I disappear into the night. I treat myself to a gelato and tip heavy with the remaining dineros because the cashier calls me Jefe

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

What do you mean?!?

[Funded Trader @SheevScalpatine]

Loaded up at the 50k dip, anything under 100K MC is a steal

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

It’s never the phat, sopping-wet, voluptuous, mommy milkers bouncing around bra-free at the beach. It’s always the Sad, misshapen, droopy, egg on a doornail, isosceles itty bitty’s that roam free unchecked

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

Im a menace at the all-inclusive buffet , they see me 15 mins before the close and shudder. Im here for a good time AND a long time, I’m here till it’s no longer food and just mouth-feel, don’t talk to me until I’m quivering from satiety, ill leave when I’m ready to throw up.

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

@HaradaTekken This slimy player Plugged and rage-quit WHILE I was finishing him with MY Rage art. PLS BAN HIM HE MADE ME SEND THIS AND THEN REPORTED ME AND PLAYSTATION SENT A WARNING
#TEKKEN8BUTTPLUGGERS

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

Loved introducing Grandad to the wonders of YouTube on his fancy new tablet. So satisfying seeing him drift into a 2 hour rabbit hole like a pacified toddler.

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

No Yewtewb Preems in Barbados?! Gay country

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

Or “Drugs is the devils game! Smoking dope is for losers”

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

Every conversation with my grandad is just a series of mini games of saying the right things to agree with him and secure a larger stake of the will

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

Got me saying stuff like “Them kids need Jesus more than ever. Not enough children nowadays read the bible”

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

@LustSierra Whagwarn

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

Pure joy when I catch a mosquito slippin. Tryna tek man for a free lunch and get squisheyd

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

Gyatwick

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

White cats are the Eastern Europeans of the feline world. Bottom-tier kitty. Give me a Black or Ginger cat pls

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

Claudia Winkleman dresses like
A depressed teenage goth and I’m still boinking her regardless

[Filipino Grigio @VaginalCowboy]

@OmarAgag6 Will she give me some industry top? 🙈🤪