@CrowningEdge "Well, you gotta know when to appear at the right time and at the right place for my job, you know?"
It's almost like a totally uncontrolable yet honed skill he somehow managed to develop.
"But says you, the one who appears out of thin air, without a warning. Just a 'whoosh'!"
@CrowningEdge "No, I was just reading the newspaper, that's enough for me."
Chuckle chuckle.
"That doesn't mean I'm not capable of knowing what you want though."
Silence.
"Well, sometimes. You are a mysterious woman indeed."
@CrowningEdge "Not sure. I did smash my toe against the wall last week though."
Indeed. It had been quite a while.
"When was the last time -you- screamed though?"
@CrowningEdge Putting his sandwich down, he coughs for a brief moment before-
aaaaaa-...
The most monotone 'scream' escapes his mouth, probably a result of him still not fully waking up and with food still in his mouth.
"How is that scream, huh?"