Waheed

Ke thomile gape 😏

[Waheed @Vahiza]

@OnlyThato e fitlhile kgang ele ya Barbie Lawyer le daai man ole wa go nthoga when I was merely asking questions on his threads on here. 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽

[kosi💋 @kinggkosi]

i genuinely think nudes in a relationship is very healthy 😭

[Mkhulu Bae @LesegoMalapane1]

For idlozi to lead me where there's imali, uthando, inhlonipho kanye ne mpumelelo!
Thokozan bo dawg!

[Waheed @Vahiza]

The last line 😂😂😂😂😂

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.

He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.

He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.

He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.

I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.

I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.

By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.

You can't hack what you can't interface with.

He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.

I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".

He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.

Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

[YvesSaintLaDeauskí @Tlharantlhope_]

Gao ka bona di WhatsApp status dire:
"Se bone thola boreledi, teng ga yona go a baba"
"Sekhukhuni se bonwa ke sebataladi"
"Se nkganang se nthola morwalo"
.
O itself gore monyana wa Motswana o fitile

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

Just left the funeral of a friend that took his own life this week. He was one of the nicest, kindest, most selfless people ever always helping others. He would do anything to make someone smile that needed it so it made me think of one of my favorite quotes from the late Robin Williams.

"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that."

#MensMentalHealth

[Javas Maletsa @JabuRanks]

It’s a Mogodu Monday vibe tonight. Moya ke wa stampa le mogodu

[Waheed @Vahiza]

@AamolemoSegoe Got you covered 😉

[Javas Maletsa @JabuRanks]

Weekender 🤝🏾🤝🏾

[Javas Maletsa @JabuRanks]

Mogodu Monday 🤝🏾 (Next Day is a Public Holiday)

Brutal Fruit & Corona (6) Bucket Specials on Monday 15 June. R150 for Brutal, R180 for Corona. Both specials include a plate of mogodu with your preferred starch and two sides #VogueLoungeMogoduMonday

[Music Connoisseur @Tlhogonolo]

Good things are worth waiting for.
New Date: 07 November 2026
Same venue & a better experience 🌻🌸🥂🍾

#NewDate #BloomnBask #Anexperience

[Pule @Pule_EM]

You wished for Nxamalala's fall, what was in it for you?

[Waheed @Vahiza]

@_Moipone @GwavaJoos @Keaobaka_M Bathong Lona 😳😳😳

[T S H E P O @TshepoJeans]

📍MALL OF AFRICA

[Sgaps @OfentseZA]

You not getting a 24+ piece band, 50+ choreographers, musical arrangement and composition, score themed SFX, AV fit for a LiveNation gig, 50+ artists and collabs, an international & 4 months rehearsal with a production team with a 100+ members at The Hub, that’s the exclusivity!

[Waheed @Vahiza]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[👁️ @WolffHVLines]

My younger brother just showed me his girlfriend and ykw WOW!😮‍💨🔥… the character development waiting for that boy is currently doing push-ups.😭

[ray. @sup3rsun]

I haven’t lived a real life since Jan.

[Waheed @Vahiza]

@OfentseZA They never listen. Even us we got tired to explain ourselves. The hate is too much

[Waheed @Vahiza]

@Keaobaka_M Ke ofeng?