Vai

VIII.XX

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at a ‘SPONGEBOB’ x ‘ONE PIECE’ commercial for McDonalds

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BSD getting subbed and Spain up 2-0? Good looking out

[thienlao21 @KirigayaShimo]

😂😂😂

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

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Yeaaaa first show vibes

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Thank you @NeoDiscoverycl for the playmats!

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Imagine King Von with political power

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@sarsonaa

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Just need the Rayquaza in the reverse foil stamp, but the collection is complete! Finally assembled them all together to form this beautiful art by Kouki Saitou.

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The immediate ban is mad funny 😭😭😭 hella comments asking ab the corner and it showed damage in the glare for a split second 😭

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@blakewray7 Deck box is too clean

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This how playing super monkey ball feels

[Tania @Tania819394]

Close Your Eyes And Pray Type Water Slides 💀

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Recent finds on Craigslist! Fun pickup :)

[YUNG JEFF 🗡️ @YUNGJEFF]

Marineford got me so fucked up I had to take a walk and got some ice cream 😭

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😭😭😭

[YUNG JEFF 🗡️ @YUNGJEFF]

I don't like this arc anymore.

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Craziest pick up of all time imo

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Dawg been MIA since holy hell 😭😭😭

[Morpheus @Darkflames08]

This fight will finally show Us how kid is way above Zoro.

We Might get killer vs Zoro debate in future

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I’m sick bro

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@NeoDiscoverycl Are these available yet to purchase?

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How does one leave bed when I wake up to this 🥺