Mia Vajdos

Alaskan Master Gardener
All about those laughs, inappropriate humor the best!
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[Mia Vajdos @VajdosMia]

I don’t give a f@ck if you are Biden’s latest Sniff whore/drool towel or Hitler’s top guy, you make me laugh, imma heart that tweet!❤️‍🔥😂

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@jordanbpeterson I am very much against men in women’s sports. But a beauty contest is a fake, looks based contest. If they think that man was the best looking, fine. I think he’s a buck tooth man with a boys figure. I guess the Dutch, find that attractive. 🤷🏻‍♀️ it affects me, not at all.

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@EskimoLiberty Yes, same here. It is curl up with a blanket, book and hot beverage weather. But that Sun we got was my jam.

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@MGarlandDOJ 8nus prepared!!

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@pontif3xx 20 million and 8

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@ElonMuskAOC Jfc, why so dry?!

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I love my life. #alaskaproudandloud

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Gawd, I love camping in Alaska.

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$50, to have a bit of Hunter Biden booger sugar to put on your fridge, of course!

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@skank88 Hahahaha, this is beautiful! Carry on!

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@HelenWebberley Shut YOUR bonus hole?! What? It’s just a word? Why can’t I use new words? Who does it hurt?

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@ForestMommy Wow! I guess I’ll have to rework my whole life experience then. Clearly with that data, I must’ve been wrong.

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@Baldprivilege Was in line w/my brother & he had gotten a splinter under his fingernail, was trying to get it out. The cashier says you wanna donate to food bank? No. You wanna donate to vets? No. You wanna donate to blind children fund? F@ck the blind children in the neck! Get me outta here!!!

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@ForestMommy @fka_erin Fact. If they were ever able to keep up anyway. The kindest hardest working men are rarely performers in the bedroom. Definitely a cruel joke.

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@JacobVajdos F@cking Jack White still waiting to be picked. That pasty pissant.

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Ok, I definitely pick Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson for my dodgeball team! You guys get Mark Hamill and Rob Reiner!

Adding Joe Rogan and Guy Fieri, we’re going to rule you pu$$ies! Lol!

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@ForestMommy Even if they will have sex w/ you, it’s a 2 minute affair. They are done & asleep & you havent even had a chance to blink twice much less enjoy yourself. It sucks. You either become an asexual martyr or continue to be everything to everybody in your house. Or you lose it & leave.

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@skank88 That’s the best! A sense of humor is worth all the gold in the world and when it comes from your progeny, it’s f@ cking diamonds.

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@skank88 And technically you are a MFer. So he isn’t wrong there, either.

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@beinlibertarian What about my needs?

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