Vakul Malhotra

Consultant. Techno Geek. Adventure Seeker. Trader. Foodie. Patio lover. Wine taster. Cofee Lover. Welcome to my streaming bits of consciousness

[Vakul Malhotra @Vakul]

@siddsax Ha. Love it

[Vakul Malhotra @Vakul]

@XfinitySupport can I get some help. I have returned all equipment keep getting emails about unreturned equipment. Can someone DM me.

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Google is the best company in the world

[NIK @ns123abc]

🚨 MICROSOFT ABOUT TO SUE OPENAI & AMAZON

>be microsoft
>invest $1B in openai
>gets exclusive azure cloud deal
>invest another $10B+
>gets rights to 49% of profits +IP
>Azure goes brrrrrr

>Altman lies to board, quietly launches ChatGPT
>board fires him for being a lying manipulative snake
>Satya goes to war for Altman. saves his entire career
>Altman retvrns in 5 days
>immediately purges everyone who purged him
>full control. no oversight. thanks Satya!

>fast forward to 2025
>OpenAI restructures from non-profit to PBC
>MSFT $13.8B is now worth $135B. 10x return
>plus 27% of OpenAI
>but gives up cloud exclusivity + profit share
>KEEPS API clause
>all API calls contractually MUST route through Azure
>Satya thinks life is good lol

>5 months later
>Sam Altman becomes strong enough to betray you
>"raises $110B round"
>doesn't need satya daddy's money anymore
>announces $50B deal with AMAZON
>$138B in AWS cloud commitments

>amazon and openai claim they built some cope called a "Stateful Runtime Environment"
>Microsoft lawyers hmmm
>Altman: it's not what it looks like. i can totally explain

>so it's technically not an API call because it's "stateful"
>and it's a... "Runtime Experience"
>totally di!erent thing
>pls ignore the TCP packets lol

>Microsoft engineers look at the SRE architecture
>"THIS IS NOT TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE without violating the contract."

*Satya finds out he's been cucked*

Microsoft exec literally tells FT: "We know our contract. We will sue them if they breach it."

>AWS quietly gives employees a memo on which words are legally safe lmao
>can say: "powered by" or "enabled by" or "integrates with" OpenAI
>cannot say: "enables access to" or "calls on" ChatGPT
>also cannot suggest frontier models are "available on AWS"

Microsoft: "If Amazon and OpenAI want to take a bet on the creativity of their contractual lawyers, I would back us, not them."

Scam Altman strikes AGAIN.

[Vakul Malhotra @Vakul]

@swapnakpanda Nice

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@techNmak LLM

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Gemini 3 Flash is starting to roll out today as the default model in the @GeminiApp and in Search via AI Mode, and is also available in our developer and enterprise products.

[Vakul Malhotra @Vakul]

@elonmuskmel7 67

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I have some @cron invites; feel free to send me a DM if you'd like one. Thanks.

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Anyone willing to share a @cron invite. Thanks again!

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@elonmusk it’ll be cooler to change the verbiage in dog mode to say my parents will be back soon vs owners will be back. Thanks!

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@Nomadbullstreet I think it was all calculated. The fine is way less than they would have otherwise “lost” or citadel would have lost.

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@nationalcares at your MDW location probably the worst service for Exec elite. Walked away after waiting 45 mins

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@_JaxCapital What are you doing

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@Biotech_SD I am sorry for your loss. This is hard.

[Vakul Malhotra @Vakul]

@_JaxCapital @Nomadbullstreet @SpacTraderinTra You guys rock! I have never really invested beyond B2B tech space and stuff you guys are sharing has made me interested beyond my usual goto sector. Thanks again

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@_JaxCapital @gb_casanova @Optionsking22 I am jealous !!!

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@_JaxCapital @Nomadbullstreet Hopefully XERI will get us there again